Playing as the Byzantines, I recently managed to kill a Sicilian king during a fight for Naples by dropping a catapult stone on his head...lucky me, i thought.
Last night, the French invaded Naples as well, with a jaw-dropping (by my standards anyway...) 7,500 men. Ah well, says I, i never liked Naples much anyway. Too hot.
My 800-odd Byzantines did have the significant advantage of being led by a 9-star Jedi Master with the Field Defence Specialist virtue, and no unit had a valour rating of less than 5, but even so, fatigue would surely win eventually.
Found a nice hill to sit on, lined up my 4 catapults, unfurled the Curious Purple Standard of Byzantium and passed round the pre-fight humous. Catapults are a battlefield affectation of mine that i can't get rid of, people say they're a bit rubbish, you'd be better off bringing more archers or something. Sure enough, vast hordes of French poured on...handily marching in column. Since my artillery was all valour 5, their first volley was dead on. And their second. And nearly all subsequent volleys too. Horrid carnage among the tight-packed French, feudal sergeants lying squashed everywhere, yet still they advance.
It looks grim...i'm going to have my armour all dirty and everything, maybe even use some arrows. And then...'the enemy king has been slain!' growls Sean Pertwee's voice. They've done it again! All glory to the rock-chucking guys.
The rest of the battle was a succession of routs that went on and on and on...final enemy casualties; 1129 killed, 3133 captured. My own casualties were a laughable 153 dead, and my two Pronoi Allaigion captured over 700 enemy apiece.
Now, this isn't intended as a 'I'm great, look what i did' piece...low morale armies, once the leader is dead and the first wave seen off, are not really difficult to chase off if your troops are fresh. The sheer scale of the French effort, the crushing ease of their defeat and most of all the joy of artillery taking out the enemy king with a big rock on the head for the second straight battle just struck me as worth writing about...I'd love to hear about battles of similar ridiculousness. apologies for the length of this post!
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