Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
Now we are getting somewhere ! Lets bring back druids. The day would start with a televised dawn ceremony at Stonehenge, followed by enormous feasts with plenty of beer and magic mushrooms, and a few eccentric events like the cheese rolling they do in Gloucestershire or the finals of an all Britain Cumbrian wrestling contest (caber tossing in Scotland). We would end with dancing round bonfires looking for fairies.

Thanks for the offer of the video Idaho but unless its got the royal arms tattoed on it or you have been boffing Sophie Marceau I don't think there is anything unusually patriotic about your todger, so I'll pass.
We could just make it a-level results day. Would need minimal changes then.