Age: 42

Gender: Painfully masculine

Occupation: tree cutter/log home builder

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Amount of time spent playing PC games (as a percentage): 5%

How did you find out about the Total War Series?: PC Gamer demo

Favourite Civilisation/Empire/Society: English/American/Mine

Religion (if practising, if not, type "none"): Love

Highest education attained: Endlessly kicked out of high school