OT but EB

[Dooz]

Well:

1) Women generally find uninteresting, childish and silly everything men like to talk about, namely videogames, sports, computers, cars, history, chemics, planes, music or whatever a guy's hobby is. And, the main manly topic: himself.

2) Men usually find boring, dull and neurotic everything women love to talk about, namely clothes, social relationships, buyings, kids, poetry, art, movies, gossip and whatever a chick's hobby is. And the main female topic: your relation.

3) When interested in each other, both pretend as h*ll that they are listening what both are saying by nodding heads, staring fixedly at each other eyes, saying 'yes' and 'really?" here and there, etc. But inside their heads their thinking about any other thing.

The only times when you'll see a couple listening to each other with interest are:

For her:
1) He's about to ask her to marry.
2) He's giving a description of his job and earnings.
3) He's talking too much about another woman.
4) He wants to break up.

For him:
1) She's talking about sex.
2) She's sweetly complaining about how lonely are her parents.
3) She is having/has/wants to have a baby.
4) She's known a man in her job...

Indeed that is the generalization and it's why I'm lucky to have who I have as my girlfriend. I honestly thought I'd die alone because I could never imagine being with another one of those girls as listed above, but sweet lord I hit the jackpot.

[Yun Dog]

Yep the dreaded I can talk on the phone and keep playing...

always ends badly, both in the campaign and on the phone


my wife calls

her: blah blah balh my day

Me: trying to put emotion in my response - Oh yeh really!!

click click click

just goto get that cav around the back

her: blah blah blah - are you playing?

click click click

Me: no no go on


her: blah blah blah

me: yeh


click click click

her: blah blah blah

me: oh ya ya

her: blah blah blah - so is that ok?

me: what

her: click.... beep beep beep

me: [You have suffered a humilating defeat]

DAMN RIGHT