Good thinking Dave, but we have to be topical, for Fox entertain...err News sake.

What do we have coming up?

President's Day: "George Washington; Father of the Country, or Terrorist Rebel Scum?"

St. Patrick's Day: "Abolish St Paddy Parades. They celebrate a foreign terrorist snake-handling cleric, venerated by IRA sympathizers and labor union liberals - and now co-opted by every minority group with an agenda."

I wish I'd held off now. My topic is so boring, it wouldn't make it past the first rank of grad-student assistant producers.

No word.