Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I would usually stun the mouse (eventually rat when Ellen got 6 and a half feet long)
You had a snake named "Ellen?"

That's excellent.

In my opinion, there is no higher form of humour than giving pets human names. As in: "This is my cat, Steve."



My wife wants to get a french bulldog, but I told her the only way I would submit to owning such a goofy little dog is if I am allowed to name it.

I'm sure "Gaston" will make a fine new addition to our household...