Gotsta Give a Shout Out Ta!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

Yo, yo, yo, Dis iz Devastatin' Dave givin' da shout out, da hollah, to da flyest mutha bumpa's dat straight up tossed me dee great service dat my Benjamin's could buy. Listen up fo I gots da love for dis service dat my shorty gotz at de barba...
Dis Brutha was on da "down low" If ya know wut I'm sayin' but dat alright with me cuz sista man could cutz de fro wit a quickness and mad skillz, word is bond bieeetches.
So dis be the thread for all my Orgohomies to lay out phat beats boutz what went good in your crib, yo hood, or boutz whatever be makin your Jimmy stand up and tickle your happy trail, know wut Im sayin'.

So if you gotz sumdim ta shout out about, slap a beeatch and lay your beats here.
Much love and a shout out to da sista man that gave my shorty da phat fro!!!

[LeftEyeNine]

Ok, I'll try that..

Check it out ! Yea-yea ooooh ! C'mon brutha ! .. Hell..



Whatever this is about I can't get it nor can adopt to the ambience..

[Papewaio]

Reminds me of Ork speech in Warhammer 40k.

[Slyspy]

Dakka-dakka!

[Reverend Joe]

Oh, god, what now?

[Slyspy]

I think Dave's been at the oven cleaner again.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

He just wants this backroom to be a chocolate backroom.

[Reenk Roink]

Translation for all you squares:

Salutations, allow me to introduce myself, regardless of the fact that I need no introduction. The pseudonym that I use is "Devastatin Dave." I would like to personally acknowledge my admiration for an eminent group of people who have bestowed upon me service of a superlative quality finer than currency could purchase. Take note, dear sirs, as I demonstrate my gratification for the service that my beloved progeny received at the "Barber Shop."

This gentleman was truly "au courant" if you are able to comprehend my fine analogy, yet it is of no consequence if you are not able to grasp this, as this gentleman could tailor and sculpt human follicles with such velocity and transcendent aptitude as not witnessed by man in his piteously concise but indubitably eventful history. My covenant is perspicuously compulsory, you pathetic feminine canines.

I have therefore, fashioned this particular thread for the sole raison d'être that my fellow contemporaries at the ORG may articulate erudite and eloquent exaltations concerning matters of their particular environs…last part to be left untranslated…

[Devastatin Dave]

Translation for all you squares:

Salutations, allow me to introduce myself, regardless of the fact that I need no introduction. The pseudonym that I use is "Devastatin Dave." I would like to personally acknowledge my admiration for an eminent group of people who have bestowed upon me service of a superlative quality finer than currency could purchase. Take note, dear sirs, as I demonstrate my gratification for the service that my beloved progeny received at the "Barber Shop."

This gentleman was truly "au courant" if you are able to comprehend my fine analogy, yet it is of no consequence if you are not able to grasp this, as this gentleman could tailor and sculpt human follicles with such velocity and transcendent aptitude as not witnessed by man in his piteously concise but indubitably eventful history. My covenant is perspicuously compulsory, you pathetic feminine canines.

I have therefore, fashioned this particular thread for the sole raison d'être that my fellow contemporaries at the ORG may articulate erudite and eloquent exaltations concerning matters of their particular environs…last part to be left untranslated…

True dat, tanks for du 411 on muy shout out. Mad props to ya, you be my homie from du skool ova bruthahood, snizzle muy badizzle dillio!!!

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well seeing as I can't understand the response to the translation I'm going to go sit in the corner and be square....

[Reenk Roink]

Well seeing as I can't understand the response to the translation I'm going to go sit in the corner and be square....

Gah, I spent 20 minutes on that.

It's essentially Dave talking about how good a haircut his son received from a barber at a barber shop...

[Divinus Arma]

He just wants this backroom to be a chocolate backroom.

Lol!