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    'A small whale swam up the Thames to central London on Friday, a rare event which drew large crowds of sightseers and brought traffic to a standstill.'
    it beached several times but people helped move it on

    link here

    this is just class i wish i had been there to see it in 'person' but i live miles away

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    Poor thing, I hope they can guide it back to the sea. The water is not a good quality for a mammal with this type of skin.
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    Default Re: whale swims up the thames!!

    they think it is getting cleaner because there are more fish in the thames and thats why the whales and porpoises (sp?) are more commonly being seen further up the thames...

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    Yes, the Thames is getting much cleaner. There are salmon now, which haven't been around in that particular river for a very long time.

    I hope the whale is all right.
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    Good story.

    As said I do hope this tourist Whale, as he really has been behaving like a tourist, survives this ordeal.

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    I doubt it will survive, but you really do have to wonder how it got past the barrier. After all, they knew the whales were coming up river before they reached the barrier, so why didn't they just close the barrier?

    Btw, has anyone seen a drawing of what these things look like? Utterly bizarre. Like a decapitated whale with a dolphins head stuck on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax


    I hope the whale is all right.
    Word has it you were seen with a fishing pole last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Word has it you were seen with a fishing pole last night.
    Cardiff is a long way from London....maybe it was some other Big King Sanctaphrax?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
    Cardiff is a long way from London....maybe it was some other Big King Sanctaphrax?
    It was a biiiiig fishing pole

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    The whale died.
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    I wonder how much this operation to try and save one marine mammal cost ?

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    Damn, the poor thing must have been petrified. Just goes to show how helpless we are despite our technology.

    Oh as an aside.....as it's becoming my avatar (in prose )

    I blame Tony Bliar, he hates wales.......
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    In other news, John Prescott disappears after stating he was "going for a swim in the Thames".
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    I love John Prescott jokes!
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    yeah, when your bored, insulting mr prescott makes the pain go away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
    In other news, John Prescott disappears after stating he was "going for a swim in the Thames".
    Alternatively - In other news, John Prescott disappears after stating he was "just going out for some fish and chips".

    Now back to that Whale. An autopsy conducted on the Whale has revealed it died after losing large chunks of flesh from it's belly. We'll keep you updated on this story, but now for the weather...
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    Dang, I wish I would have gone to see it, but I figured it would long be sorted out

    By the way, who is John Prescott, or should I ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanamori
    By the way, who is John Prescott, or should I ask?


    Anyone from Britain who goes in the backroom and doesn't know who Two Jags Prescott is really need to read the newspapers and watch the news....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanamori
    By the way, who is John Prescott, or should I ask?
    He's our deputy Prime Minister!







    And author of the great speech contained in my sig.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Anyone from Britain who goes in the backroom and doesn't know who Two Jags Prescott is really need to read the newspapers and watch the news....
    Well, I've only been here a bit longer than a week, now.

    I really ought to pay more attention to local news, since I am a civil servant, though.

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    If you want to wind up 'ol' thumper' Prescott then just ask him to bring you a G&T*, he'd beat the living crap out of you.

    *He used to be a bar steward, some say he still is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman
    I wonder how much this operation to try and save one marine mammal cost ?
    My thoughts exactly.
    And they knew in advance that the likelyhood of saving the whale was at best 5%. But they just had to try.
    I couldn't believe the inane gibberish interviewees uttered on the TV news reports.

    We know that the likelyhood of improving living conditions for a lot of people, all ogf them human beings, by giving a village somewhere in Africa a proper well are near 100%, and it's probably a lot cheaper. But we don't have to do that, do we.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcellus
    He's our deputy Prime Minister!







    And author of the great speech contained in my sig.
    God help us if Blair gets suddenly "removed from office". He'll be leading the nation then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Henry V
    God help us if Blair gets suddenly "removed from office". He'll be leading the nation then!


    Oh please, please don't remind me of that!
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcellus


    Oh please, please don't remind me of that!
    [Someone else just being reminded.]

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    Shame the Whale died :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    I blame Tony Bliar, he hates wales.......
    You mean it's not Bush's fault yet? Right, these things do take time.

    C'mon guys: Kyoto, Global warming, wiretaps, Katrina, Iraq, Tax Cuts, Cowboy Boots,...something he's done must have caused this tragedy.
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    The lengths whales will go to to avoid Japanese Scientists is amazing.
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    Are we sure that this is not a chinese minisub with ill intentions ??

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    im some what enticed to read this thread just to find out what could possibly have prompted so many pics of prescott.

    P.s

    You mean it's not Bush's fault yet? Right, these things do take time.
    Quote Originally Posted by kukrikhan
    C'mon guys: Kyoto, Global warming, wiretaps, Katrina, Iraq, Tax Cuts, Cowboy Boots,...something he's done must have caused this tragedy.
    I say its Bush's fault Becous. of:
    Global warming and cowboy boots. (from choices listed)
    And saying things like. "You have miss-underestemated us"
    Pure class.

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