tell everybody your wierd dreams thread

[Lentonius]

following from the 'remember your dreams' thread i thought it would be nifty to have a thread where you post your random dreams...

[The_Doctor]

Well there is the dream I posted in the other thread:

I had dream I going out with Billie Piper.

For some reason she kept eating loads of pies (On Doctor Who DVDs, she did say she loves pies). Then I kept called her "the pied piper".

I have had a few other dreams featuring her. I think it is because I have watched the new series of Doctor Who too much. Or maybe I just really fancy her.

I once had a dream I was playing a Star Trek game, only the character I was playing as was Major Sharpe. He eventually got assimilated by the Borg.

[TheSilverKnight]

I had a dream that I was a British rifleman at the Battle of Waterloo, and I was at La Haye Sainte, and then I got shot through the back by a French mounted chasseur I believe...and then I woke up ]

Had another one where I was a Conquistador in Mexico, and although I remember that one very vaguely, I remember meeting a lovely Aztec lady...

[Craterus]

I remember meeting a lovely Aztec lady...

I'm hardly surprised.

One of my recurring dreams as a child was being in a room, and there were just voices. All the voices were shouting at me. It was kind of scary.

The other was that I was in a Mario level, being chased by the "blobs" from Pacman. I think my brain was trying to tell me I was palying games too much.

[The_Doctor]

I had a dream that I was a British rifleman at the Battle of Waterloo, and I was at La Haye Sainte, and then I got shot through the back by a French mounted chasseur I believe...and then I woke up

Thats strange, I once a dream I was a French Chasseur at Waterloo and killed a very foolish looking Greenjacket.

[TheSilverKnight]

Thats strange, I once a dream I was a French Chasseur at Waterloo and killed a very foolish looking Greenjacket.

YOU SHOT ME!! YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE BACK!!

[The_Doctor]

YOU SHOT ME!! YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE BACK!!

er, Je ne parle pas anglais.

[Viking]

Well, when I was a kid, still asleep because of the narcosis I`d been given before an operation; I dreamed that I was sailing in a head downwards a river in a brown, steep valley with some dark voices saying something(the head I believe). I was standing in the mouth of the head with some tourists. I think actually the whole dream was in third-person.

[TheSilverKnight]

er, Je ne parle pas anglais.

mais vous me tirez!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I keep having dreams about this one girl. Nothing rated R, just dreams that she's in. Of course this is the girl I really, really like, but still...how do I keep dreaming about her? I love to, but I dont know how to control it...

I need to get into lucid dreaming right away...

[Geoffrey S]

I've been having a nasty recurring dream for a couple of years now, it pops up every couple of weeks. It's strange, since it's not particularly scary when I think about it, but it always has me waking up in a cold sweat with a fading load noise in my ears. I wish it'd just go away.

[TheSilverKnight]

I've been having a nasty recurring dream for a couple of years now, it pops up every couple of weeks. It's strange, since it's not particularly scary when I think about it, but it always has me waking up in a cold sweat with a fading load noise in my ears. I wish it'd just go away.

What is the dream that you keep having?

[Ianofsmeg16]

I once had a dream, i was in an arena surrounded by friends past and present, they were reviewing my life so far, it came to five guys to review wether or not i should die...they put their thumbs down, a trapdoor was jerked open and i fell........Into a Harem filled with all the girls i had like over the years

somebody can you please interpret that, does it mean that heaven is filled with past loves and hell filled with past friends?

[TheSilverKnight]

I once had a dream, i was in an arena surrounded by friends past and present, they were reviewing my life so far, it came to five guys to review wether or not i should die...they put their thumbs down, a trapdoor was jerked open and i fell........Into a Harem filled with all the girls i had like over the years

somebody can you please interpret that, does it mean that heaven is filled with past loves and hell filled with past friends?

It means you will soon fall into a trap filled with dozens upon hundreds of women. And then you shall succeed me as master of...err...well, you know

[Cowhead418]

I once had a dream I was a blue ape fighting alongside my fellow brethren against purple apes. There was two waterfalls surrounding the land we fought on and I remember throwing lots of purple apes down a waterfall.

Another one I was in a war on the front line and was shot in the head. I actually felt pain (I think I hit my head against the wall while sleeping) and for the rest of the dream I sat on the ground wondering why I wasn't dead yet.

When I was younger I had a recurring nightmare. I must have had this dream like 50 times. I woke up and heard a noise downstairs. I went to check it out and saw some kind of fuzzy monster in the living room (it looked like the TV when the cable goes out only in the shape of a human). At this point I would get really scared and try to run up the stairs. However the stairs would turn into a slide and I would be unable to climb it. I'd always turn around at the last second and be eaten. Then I'd wake up. Another version of this dream I once had involved me actually getting upstairs into my parents' bedroom only to find them not there. The monster would then eat me in there. After having this dream for about six months or so, I had another version of it. This time when I went downstairs I was armed with a bow and some arrows. I saw the monster and as it came toward me I shot it with two arrows. It fell and must have died. After that I never had the dream again. I figured I must have solved a problem I was having in real life.

Has anyone ever in their dreams suddenly realize they're in a dream? I've had this happen to me several times. I'd be in a dream when all of a sudden I'd realize I was dreaming while I'm still in the dream. At this point I'm able to control what happens in the dream. It is a really weird sensation and I've always wondered how this happens. For example, in one of my dreams I was in a movie theater but the screen was just a window with a brick wall behind it. I remember getting really bored and then suddenly realizing it was a dream. At this point I remember trying to get out of the dream but being unable to for quite some time. What's going on here?

I've also been able to go back to sleep and "continue" the dream I was having.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Some strange occasions I can 'continue' a dream as well. It's pretty neat to tell you the truth...

[Lemur]

Here's a recurring dream of mine:

I am dead, laid out on a table in a morgue. There's only one mortician, and there are quite a lot of bodies, all on metal tables. I'm worried about how much time it's going to take the guy to go through us all as he performs autopsies.

Luckily, he starts on me, opening up my abdomen. I feel very exposed with my guts laid out around me. Then something happens, and he moves all the way to the other end of the room, and starts working on another corpse. I'm really upset by this. Why should I have to lie here with my viscera all over the place? Rude, rude, rude!

I think about getting up and leaving, but I stop because (a) my abdomen is one big gaping hole, and (b) it would really freak the guy out. So I lie there, fuming.

Finally I notice a tray with instruments and a book next to me. I can just make out the spine of the book: "Perform Your Own Autopsy and Save a Bundle." Eureka! Now everything's going to be okay.

The dream usually ends around there. I have *zero* idea of what it might mean.

[Kongamato]

A recent one that comes to mind featured me performing a grocery run for the house and I was buying almost a dozen large bottles of orange juice, and it was not even the brand we bought. "This can't be right" I kept thinking. Later, I went outside and an owl flew by and dropped a cat in the middle of a field, injuring it. I had somebody take it to a veterinarian.

Before that, I had a dream with strange imagery. There was a small group of soldiers charging through a field. These soldiers were made entirely of locusts. I think my mind told me that these locusts would join together and replicate the structure of whatever it is they were eating, while they were eating it so that they all could eat it safely. Apparently, they had replicated the soldiers perfectly, even down to the brain's mental functions. Very strange.

[Leet Eriksson]

I had a wierd dream alright, it was 11 PM sharp at night and i was playing a game of Battleship with my brother, as soon as i see the board game, and lift my head back up again, the Sun had already appeared and it was morning, at that moment i freaked out of my dream

[Lentonius]

i had a dream that i was on who wants to be a millionaire

i won a million

[Lentonius]

i wonder what makes you dream what you dream?

[kataphraktoi]

1. I had a dream that an Indian friend of mine was wearing an Indian ladies dress. I swear I don't like Bollywood.

2. I had a dream about a friend who was talking to his about having children.

3. I drove someone in a car, I don't know that girl....

4. I can't write this one, it would be classified as religious vilification but it was a dream that I had and not on purpose of course. I still can't write it.

5. When I was young I had a dream that my parents were gone and was sad boohoohoo...I didn't hate them or anything by the way.

6. I kept dreaming of myself doing an assignment again and again.

7. I had a really scary dream, can't remember the details, but I was scared when I woke up hahaha.

8. I had a dream that my friend(girl) found a guy. I felt like crap....

9. I dreamt I had access to as many osprey books as I wanted...I think

10. Will get back to u on that....

[Samurai Waki]

I've had a re-occuring dream for a few months now, where I'm praying on a hill, overlooking a sea of blood and gore, like a huge bloody battle has just taken place, and all I can hear is a cold wind carrying voices that whisper things I cannot understand. Then a priest walks up to me and keeps telling me "it's okay, you'll be alright" except for I'm the priest and I'm seeing me, and when I turn around I look the me (as the priest) into the eyes, and my eyes are black and I'm crying blood, but I keep telling me its okay... and then I get angry, like extremely angry and I shove a sword into the priest (who I am seeing me through). Its complicated. Then I generally wake up for a few seconds and go back to sleep again, and dream about something else. Man I need help!

[Beirut]

I've had the same recurring dream for years and years.

I'm in a huge hotel. I've stayed longer then my ability to pay, which I need to do when I check out, so I cannot check out. I end up hiding in vent shafts and empty rooms and stairwells so as not to be found by the hotel detective who is looking for me.

My other often recurring dream is about running. Not running away from anything, just getting from Point A to Point B. I start to run and after a mile or so I'm amazed that I can run this far that I just keep running and running, marvelling that I'm able to do it. Lots of fun. (I guess this is like an erotic dream for an asthmatic.)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I used to have a recurring dream, but I don't have it anymore, now that driving isn't scary for me...

The dream started out with me naked in a car (my moms) and I'm driving at night trying to get home. Well, when having these dreams I was from 8-11 so driving was scary...not to mention naked...

Anyway, I'd always wake up and hate the dream, but I never got real scared or sweaty or anything.

An other dream I had a couple of times was before I was 8. I was a little boy and I'd run into a storage room type of thing and hide in a box and a red creature with horns (maybe the devil?) would follow trying to find me. This dream occured a couple times, but they were very short. I'd wake up fast before it went any further...

[Ice]

Hmm.. the wierdest one was probably when I was a fighter pilot in the red army at the Battle of Stalingrad. I managed to get a few Germans before I woke up.

[Reverend Joe]

I've had a re-occuring dream for a few months now, where I'm praying on a hill, overlooking a sea of blood and gore, like a huge bloody battle has just taken place, and all I can hear is a cold wind carrying voices that whisper things I cannot understand. Then a priest walks up to me and keeps telling me "it's okay, you'll be alright" except for I'm the priest and I'm seeing me, and when I turn around I look the me (as the priest) into the eyes, and my eyes are black and I'm crying blood, but I keep telling me its okay... and then I get angry, like extremely angry and I shove a sword into the priest (who I am seeing me through). Its complicated. Then I generally wake up for a few seconds and go back to sleep again, and dream about something else. Man I need help!

Creeeeeeeeepy.

[Geoffrey S]

What is the dream that you keep having?

That I wake up in whatever bed I'm sleeping in at the time, and it's dark in the room. All I do is wander around my room, aware that this is a dream and that it's familiar, and constantly thinking something along the lines of "I must think about this is a dream or it'll turn up" (paradox, I guess but who said nightmares make sense?). At some point I do somehow think of it, and there's loud noise growing outside the door; soon after something that looks like the stereotypical Death bursts through the door, rushes me, and I wake up (in my bed) in absolute terror with the loud noise fading from my ears. Apparently I've woken people up with it on occasion.

It's annoying, because it keeps coming back. Why can't it be a happy dream?

[Fragony]

I got harrased by Tony Blair and ended up killing my cat somehow, dreams are weird things. When I have a bad dream it usualy involves water, either big waves that are crumblimg my walls, or being chased by something while having to wade through it.

[The_Doctor]

You guys are all mentally ill.