Make your own conspiracy theory

[InsaneApache]

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And here's one I made earlier

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand ID cards you need to realize that everything is controlled by a New Labour made up of Scotsmen with help from feminists.

The conspiracy first started during Civil war in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Magna Carta.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing gum.

They want to punches Sacranie and imprison resisters in Gitmo using Buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must walk out. Since the media is controlled by Mark Oaten we should get our information from Lord Tebbit.

[Fragony]

You haven't seen Conspiracy theory and the Pelican brief have you? Easy mia muca, that stuff is dangerous!

[Louis VI the Fat]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a conservative think-tank made up of French with help from Americans.
The conspiracy first started during WW II in Saint-Denis. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the war in Iraq.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating fries.

They want to kill muslims and imprison resisters in Algiers using airplanes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must nuke em. Since the media is controlled by Free French we should get our information from Texas.

That's no conspiracy theory, that's the plain truth...

[Kralizec]

*GASP*

In order to understand global anarchy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a communist junta made up of zoroastranians with help from Latvians.

The conspiracy first started during Nixons impeachment in Canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the Titanic.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting toenails.

They want to insult the Swiss and imprison resisters in Antartica using pipelines.

In order to prepare for this, we all must nuke them. Since the media is controlled by pinko commies we should get our information from Gawain of Orkeny.

[Duke Malcolm]

In order to understand democracy you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Women's Institute made up of lesbian dwarfs with help from Dominican monks.
The conspiracy first started during the Union of the Crowns in Gretna Green. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Partition in India.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking ones nose.

They want to slaughter the Holy Roman Catholic Church and imprison resisters in France using whales.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stamp. Since the media is controlled by Ming the Merciless we should get our information from Baroness Thatcher.

haha, a great little thingy this is

[Meneldil]

In order to understand what the hell is going on here you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Org Conservative Club made up of ring-winged nutjobs with help from religious fundamentalists.
The conspiracy first started during the creation of the Conservative Club in the Backroom. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the 'Is Jesus Real' and 'Is atheism a religion' topics.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by whining about this weird person called 'liberal medias' bias'.

They want to create their own conservatives only forum and to convert the leftists into good conservatives and imprison resisters in Gitmo using boats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must make a revolution. Since the media is controlled by the medias (?) we should get our information from socialist blogs.

Couldn't resist

[Ianofsmeg16]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Invasion of the Isle of Man you need to realize that everything is controlled by a New Labour made up of The Foreigners with help from The Foreigners Invasion Force.
The conspiracy first started during 1765 the English take over the Isle of Man in Castletown. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The English Civil War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Picking Their nose.

They want to Shoot The Manx and imprison resisters in Ramsey using Buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Kill. Since the media is controlled by New Labour we should get our information from The Manx.

Thats just to true...its scary

[Rodion Romanovich]

Mine was just too good (especially the ending):

In order to understand civilization you need to realize that everything is controlled by a people made up of intelligent with help from stupid people.
The conspiracy first started during foundation of Jericho in bottom of the sea. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including all wars.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.

They want to tickle monkeys and imprison resisters in Atlantis using horses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must sleep and smoke pot. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from Bush.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Communists made up of Hispanics with help from Democrats.

The conspiracy first started during Korean War in Korean DMZ. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Bombing of London.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Chewing of the fingernails.

They want to murder Pat Robertson and imprison resisters in Siberan Gulag using Tractors.

In order to prepare for this, we all must win. Since the media is controlled by Che Guevera we should get our information from Ronald Reagan.

[Kralizec]

Since the media is controlled by Che Guevera we should get our information from Ronald Reagan.

I didn't know you were into necromancy Kaiser

[Strike For The South]

In order to understand money you need to realize that everything is controlled by a kkk made up of blacks with help from jews.
The conspiracy first started during civil rights movement in USA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including JFK assanation.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by staring.
They want to homocide jesus and imprison resisters in New Youk using cars. In order to prepare for this, we all must sleep. Since the media is controlled by Malcom X we should get our information from Reagan.

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[solypsist]

What Moderators Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand The Backroom you need to realize that everything is controlled by Moderators made up of Liberals with help from Users-Who-Never-Get-Warnings.

The conspiracy first started during Teh Big Ban in 2005. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Diaspora of Conservative Innocents.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Locked Threads.

They want to Ban Freedom-Lovers and imprison resisters in The Entrance Hall using Warnings.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Find a New Forum. Since the media is controlled by Front Room Mods we should get our information from Devastatin Dave.

[AntiochusIII]

Why would I need such a tool to create a fake Conspiracy Theory to distract the public from the truth?

It's a conspiracy I say!

[Reenk Roink]

Why would I need such a tool to create a fake Conspiracy Theory to distract the public from the truth?

It's a conspiracy I say!

What?

[Samurai Waki]

In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is controlled by The Republicans made up of Native Americans with help from the Klu Klux Klan.

The conspiracy first started during the Asian Tsunami in New York City. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Battle of Waterloo.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Biting their Fingernails.

They want to Stab Chuck Norris and imprison resisters in Afghanistan using Trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Flee. Since the media is controlled by Lenin we should get our information from Hitler.

[Lazul]

What "Those people" Don't Want "You'r Kind" to Know

In order to understand Public Urination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Rich people made up of Negroids with help from Jews.

The conspiracy first started during Slave Riots in Austria. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the death of Genghis Khan.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Public Mastrubation.

They want to Murder Free Masons and imprison resisters in Easter Islands using shipping.

In order to prepare for this, we all must run. Since the media is controlled by Kanye West we should get our information from the KKK.


Its like I have Allways Said!

(PC information; I am Not a racist)

[Kralizec]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand ID cards you need to realize that everything is controlled by a New Labour made up of Scotsmen with help from feminists.

The conspiracy first started during Civil war in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Magna Carta.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing gum.

They want to punches Sacranie and imprison resisters in Gitmo using Buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must walk out. Since the media is controlled by Mark Oaten we should get our information from Lord Tebbit.

Hey IA, I chew gum pretty often and my mom is a radical feminist (well, almost)

Do you think that New Labour will accept me in their government?

[Lentonius]

my conspiracy is that the world around me is fictional, like the truman show

you lot on the forums are very good actors

[King Henry V]

What They Hope You're Not Hearing:

In order to understand Forced Eating of Pot Noodles you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Genetically Mutated Porn Actor made up of Worshipers of the Holy Golden Donut with help from those who paint their own genitals green.

The conspiracy first started during The Battle of Hastings in Croydon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of masturbation.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.

They want to spank the Pope and imprison resisters in Hull using teleportation.

In order to prepare for this, we all must change underwear. Since the media is controlled by Jerry Springer we should get our information from John Prescott.