This made me giggle...
Taken from the front page of the Spectator website: Linky"STAGGERING RESULTS" OF NEW RESEARCH - BRITISH CHILDREN 2-3 YEARS OF COGNITIVE DEVELOPMENT BEHIND WHERE THEY WERE 15 YEARS AGO (IF UK HAD A CONSERVATIVE BROADCASTER, PARTY, OR MOVEMENT, THIS WOULD BE A HUGE STORY INSTEAD OF BURIED IN G2)
Well, I did think GCSEs and A-levels were a bit easy...
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this mademe giggle:
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Hahaha nice one Soly!
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Ooooomph....... a joke about a sheep.......... and sex.........
must............resist.............breaking.....policy.......
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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