In a bar last week. His face exploded into a bloody mist when the hammer struck him. He was even worse off when I stuck the broken glass into his eye. When his buddy tried to come at me with the pool cue, I ducked and punched him in the nuts before elbowing him in the face. Then I stepped on his balls with my boot over and over as hard as I could until I was satisfied by the pool of blood pouring from his crotch. When the bouncers got me outside, it was all I could do to try and crawl away as they mercilessly beat me within an inch of my life.

I got out of the hospital two days ago.