When did you last have a fight?

[SwordsMaster]

Does boxing count?

If it does, then last Friday. Not much, a bit of a internal contest, I ended up with bruised ribs, the other guy with a bloody nose. The usual.

A proper fight.... Don't know really. Probably back in my first year in college,at the college ball when some bastard pushed my gf at the time badly and I was half drunk and couldn't avoid punching him a few times. Then we got thrown out of the ball by security and I had to climb a wall to get back in....in a tuxedo. That was kinda fun, in retrospect.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I've never been in a real fight. Probably just as well, as I'm really not very big, and I imagine I'd get pretty seriously injured.

[A.Saturnus]

Two weeks ago when I was on my way to a party in Antwerp, I saw two people having an argument with a third one. Then one of the two attacked third one. Since that one had been shouting around before I thought not to interfere but then he was lying on the street and the other one kicking him. So I thought to step in. I got between the two, but fortunately I wasn't attacked myself becasue the friend of the attacker decided to drag his friend into his car. No one was seriously hurt.

[Ronin]

Maybe 8 years ago in high school....not that it was a real fight or anything....now that I think of it i don´t think I ever been in a real fight...

I´m a pretty laid back calm guy so I never start anything......and I´m also pretty big....which means that normally no one else wants to start anything either

[Strike For The South]

2 weeks ago in the locker room. More of a play fight than anything else. The last real fight I got into was about 2 months ago at a football game. Where some guy came up to me and grab my shoulders and squeezed. I lost it. I threw him down and hit him 2 times before my friends reatranied me. Of course I dont remember the fight. I never remember the actuall fight

[Spetulhu]

A real brawl? That would have been in school, age 13 or 14. I don't do that anymore.

Although it was really close once when I had turned 20 or so. Some guys tried to provoke a fight with me and a mate in a local restaurant. I was just about ready to raise my hand when a female class mate from my local gymnasium (~high school) happened to stop by. Trying to start a fight is good for machismo, getting your ears burned by a 165cm blonde motormouth is not. The guys left within a couple of minutes and were never seen again.

[Samurai Waki]

I haven't been in a real fight since I was like 12. I wonder if a pretend mugging counts?

[Kanamori]

Last time I got in a fight was when I was in elementary school... such a stupid one too.

[Don Corleone]

Last actual fist fight I got into was when I worked as a bartender at a nightclub and some guy was going to drive home. He couldn't stagger properly, he had been tossed out for slapping his wife/girlfriend/whatever and he was going to drag her and their child (it was a bar & grille type affair) into the car with him. I wouldn't exactly call it a fight fight, because he was taking swings and I was letting his own inertia do most of the work "Oh, so sorry sir, you really ought to watch that door, that looked like it hurt". That was (Edit: Yikes, I'm getting old.) 9 years ago. Generally speaking, I don't look for trouble and as I'm fairly large, most people don't look for it from me.

I agree you have to stand up for what's right, from time to time, but my father taught me a very important lesson when I was fairly young. Nobody ever wins a fight, it's always a question of who lost less. I can take a lot of punches & kicks, but that doesn't mean I like them. Getting hit, no matter how many times it happens, sucks.

[Divinus Arma]

In a bar last week. His face exploded into a bloody mist when the hammer struck him. He was even worse off when I stuck the broken glass into his eye. When his buddy tried to come at me with the pool cue, I ducked and punched him in the nuts before elbowing him in the face. Then I stepped on his balls with my boot over and over as hard as I could until I was satisfied by the pool of blood pouring from his crotch. When the bouncers got me outside, it was all I could do to try and crawl away as they mercilessly beat me within an inch of my life.

I got out of the hospital two days ago.

[Strike For The South]

man you need some kind of hobby

What happend to the testes? (dont tell me your not curios?)

[Divinus Arma]

In a bar last week. His face exploded into a bloody mist when the hammer struck him. He was even worse off when I stuck the broken glass into his eye. When his buddy tried to come at me with the pool cue, I ducked and punched him in the nuts before elbowing him in the face. Then I stepped on his balls with my boot over and over as hard as I could until I was satisfied by the pool of blood pouring from his crotch. When the bouncers got me outside, it was all I could do to try and crawl away as they mercilessly beat me within an inch of my life.

I got out of the hospital two days ago.

Holy crap. You didn't think I was serious did you? What the hell do you take me for? Some kind of sick sadistic ***k?

I'm just being sarcastic. My God man. I'm married, have a mortgage, and pursuing a Masters Degree in International Business. I'm a friggin part-time substitute teacher for christ's sake. Just cause I'm a Marine doesn't mean I don't have a sensitive side. I love kittens and rainbows too you know.






ahhhhhh look:

[Strike For The South]

PEOPLE LIE ON THIS FOURM WHAT!!!!!11!?!?!!?!?1/1/1?! YOU HAVE DERALIED THE LAST 6 MONTHS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

i SUSPECTED IT

Kitty I love you

[Divinus Arma]

I hate it when they hide under the bed!!!!!!!

I have a trick though. I trained my dog to chase the cat when I make a certain hissing noise. It sounds like psst psst psst. Wherever the cat is, the dog finds him. Then the cat runs. Works everytime. The best part is that the cat associates the sound with the dog, not with me. So the cat gets pissed at max and loves me all the same.

[kataphraktoi]

In yr 8 (13) I was sick of getting bullied so I retaliated. Ever since then there was a story about me throwing a guy against a tree. I never threw hiim against a tree, only NEAR the tree.

If it wasn't that one, it was when I had a good fight with a good friend, I threw against a bin, not NEAR the bin.

We both got sent to the principal some time in the future.

[Tribesman]

Holy crap. You didn't think I was serious did you? What the hell do you take me for?


Nah the hammer in the face was a dead giveaway , never use a hammer on the head unless you want to face a murder charge . oh and when you shove the glass in the face always twist it for maximum effect .

Some kind of sick sadistic ***k?


I havn't had a fight all year .

[wolftrapper78]

Four years ago, in my senior year of high school, I got into a car accident and of course, it wasn't my fault.
The other guy (a dad) didn't care and he came running up to me (a 6-6 future college football player), swearing up a storm and saying that it was my fault. He then grabbed me by the sleave of my jacket and I decided I should put a stop to this. So I punched him square in the face. I had never been in a fight because I had always been so much bigger than everyone else that no one would mess with me.
Anyway, I knocked him the heck over and he had to be taken to the emergency room. He needed some surgery (broken bones, etc.), but he was so ugly that he would have needed it anyway.
Needless to say I have kept my nose clean since then because, he is trying to sue me even though I don't have any money.

[Samurai Waki]

Sounds like Montana to me . Where are you from? I'm from Helena and Missoula respectively... but going to college at UCLA.

[JimBob]

'bout six months ago, guy got too fresh with a girl friend of mine. I told him to back off, he said some dumbass "I'm a player" line, I got in his face, he shoved me, I kicked him, he swung at me, I swept him. He fell, hard.

Some things we're not proud of

[Lentonius]

ive never blown my fuse, and take a lot to get me mad enough to hit someone with full force, as whenever i punch anyone it is usually half strength.

that being said, if i was to blow my fuse i am strong enough to 'defend' myself fairly well


although i decide i can easily win a fight of words rather than of fists

[wolftrapper78]

Sounds like Montana to me . Where are you from? I'm from Helena and Missoula respectively... but going to college at UCLA.

I am from Billings but I am going to school in Missoula. How's LA? (It is not my kind of place.)

[Samurai Waki]

I am from Billings but I am going to school in Missoula. How's LA? (It is not my kind of place.)

Meh. I'm not totally impressed, but the weather is a fair bit nicer, once you get past the smog, and all the people that you think are gay cause many seem to talk with a lisp. although I've heard Montana hasn't been too snowy so far.

[AntiochusIII]

Me? Well, I've never been to a fight.

That's very hippy of me.

[scooter_the_shooter]

I know this sounds real immature and everything but what do you expect from a kid?




I rarely ever fight. I am usually able to talk my way out of things.

When someone wants to kill me I usually end up with a new friend the only problem with that is I end up hanging around with a lot of g_unit wanna be gansta types.

My last fight wasn't a fight it caught me totally off guard. There is an obese guy in class that hates any one not his size it seems. Which is understandable because a lot of people make fun of him' I never did though.

He wraps a string around a pencil and starts smacking me with it pretty hard.


Me "knock it off"

Him "NO"

SMACK

Me "give me the !@#$ing pencil" then I take it.

Him "give it back or I will beat you up"

Me(for the first time ever) "shut up fat A$$"

Then he just snapped! He throws me out of my chair and starts choking me. One of my stronger friends comes over and says "what the hell you doing ya fat !@#$" and throws him off me.

We all had to go to the principal office.


Sorry for any grammar errors. I am sure there are many.