Get some goddamn pants on!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

The gaestatae "streaking will get me in trouble. Could you put a least a loincloth on him?

[Reenk Roink]

In the "Known issues and current projects" thread:

- adding a modesty patch to the gaesatae as an installer option so those poor, innocent people who can be wholly corrupted by naked pixels don't soil themselves



(and yes, I will be downloading it)

[Wardo]

I'd like to cover them because when I watch them brawl in the middle of so many blades swinging crazily all around, I can't avoid but think...what if they get hit...there...

[PSYCHO V]

Yup.. the unit is modellled with an alphable loin cloth. Similar to how CA did theirs. So you'll be able to employ a PC version of these guys next build.


my2bob

[Ypoknons]

Maybe it should be reversed so that there is a nude patch prominently shown on the main site with a note that "this is more historically accurcate".

[Steppe Merc]

Why? If people care enough to not see naked Celts, they can download it. Otherwise, we want it to be as historical as possible, and that includes naked guys...

[Sarcasm]

It's just a dick. You people need to work out some issues.

[Arman616]

It's just a dick. You people need to work out some issues.

Seriously. Get over it.

[Shigawire]

lol-thread of the day

[Reenk Roink]

Well ok, I don't want to be staring at dicks while I enjoy EB. Now it's not like I requested the "modesty patch" (good name guys ) but since the team made it, I'm going to use it.

[Sarcasm]

The question you have to answer yourself is...why are you even staring at their dicks?

[Reenk Roink]

My attention goes there OK? They're different from the other units and so of course my eye would wander there. Are you seriously trying to imply something?

[Sarcasm]

My attention goes there OK? They're different from the other units and so of course my eye would wander there. Are you seriously trying to imply something?

I have them on my game and I don't even notice most of the time that they're naked. And if I happen (or want) to look at one of their virtual penises, I don't get bugged by it. I'm just pointing out that it is ridiculous how in the 21st century people are still disturbed by body-parts.

And no. I'm not implying you're gay (let's just say it, it's a ridiculous taboo as well), nor would there be a problem if you were (or are). If you were and had the same reaction towards these units, I'd be saying exactly the same thing.

[Dooz]

I have them on my game and I don't even notice most of the time that they're naked. And if I happen (or want) to look at one of their virtual penises, I don't get bugged by it. I'm just pointing out that it is ridiculous how in the 21st century people are still disturbed by body-parts.

And no. I'm not implying you're gay (let's just say it, it's a ridiculous taboo as well), nor would there be a problem if you were (or are). If you were and had the same reaction towards these units, I'd be saying exactly the same thing.

The man in your sig would have gotten a kick out of them .



-edit-
Oh and btw, I'm pretty sure the original poster meant that he'd get in trouble if parents or someone walked in the room and saw it, not that he personally minded so much. No need to get upset at him for that.

[Sarcasm]

I'm not upset. I'm disapointed mostly.






Whatever...who cares...

[Reenk Roink]

I don't get bugged by it. I'm just pointing out that it is ridiculous how in the 21st century people are still disturbed by body-parts.

OK, well that's how you feel. What if someone was religious or had small children around? Or, what if someone like myself prefers non-naked to naked when both options are available? I don't think its ridiculous to feel that way and I live in the 21st century...

EDIT:

Wonderland...

[Steppe Merc]

Which is why the patch will be released. But we figured it would be better to release it now, rather than hold up OB for the patch.

[Sarcasm]

OK, well that's how you feel. What if someone was religious or had small children around? Or, what if someone like myself prefers non-naked to naked when both options are available? I don't think its ridiculous to feel that way and I live in the 21st century...

EDIT:

Wonderland...

Yeah, they might be scarred for life. You never know. It can happen.

[Dooz]

Yeah, they might be scarred for life. You never know. It can happen.

Ah, there's the sarcasm kicking in. For the record, I prefer the realistic, naked models and will continue to slaughter them, en mass.

If you don't mind me asking Sarcasm, why are you disappointed?

[Sarcasm]

I'm disapointed at how the world is turning to ultra-conservatism, and not even realizing it.


But, hey...it's everyone's right to be so as much as they want.

[Byzantine Prince]

If the world was more conservative shouldn't we NOT care about nudity more? After all the pagans were there before the christians. Conservative should mean liberal in this case.

But I agree with you on everything else you have stated. It is very stupid to be offended by something like that. Even if the parents see it, so what? It isn't even real, you can see a portrayal of a penis in sex ed class in the US, and also Biology books. It isn't like it is porn. You EB modders are good but you are no hentai artists.

Yes I am pissed off you did not include naked chicks in the game.

[Ypoknons]

I actually do applaud the nudity but we live in the world that we live in. Let's not make this into a politic debate shall we - I just don't think that having a naked soildier is worth any potential follies EB could get itself into with various counties laws'. Yes, probably nothing will happen, but my suggustion is to play it safe.

[Sarcasm]

IMO that's basically the only motivation for the PC version. No such problems in Europe...yet.

[Reenk Roink]

I was going to write a long reply, but you know what, forget it...

What's the point with people like you?

[Sarcasm]

None. I already said it was your right. And I also agreed with Ypoknons.

[Papewaio]

So you need a patch for a patch?

You could always not scroll in and take a longer distant view.

I hope the requirements for a patch are not because the viewers feel threatened.

Oh look a decapitation. Gah! Sweet.
Oh look a tiny penis. Oh I'm scared for life.
Oh look a double decapitation... both heads. Oh sweet, no! Gah! I'm scared for life. That is not the way head soup should be.

Mind you if you are screaming at the monitor, with your face right up to it. Shouting faster, get him now! and your parents or child walk in you might have a few things to explain.

[PSYCHO V]

Look guys, this really isn't a big deal.

We'll have a nice little toggle button in the options panel that will allow you to frock or de-frock to your frocking delight!!

No offence, but much of this discussion is rather redundant imo.


my2bob

[Dooz]

Look guys, this really isn't a big deal.

We'll have a nice little toggle button in the options panel that will allow you to frock or de-frock to your frocking delight!!

No offence, but much of this discussion is rather redundant imo.


my2bob

Amen.

Or should I say... many-men... many naked men... muahahaha...!?









sorry

[Yun Dog]

take off your clothes stand in front of the mirror

learn to love what you see

and get over it

Damn I used to play EB in the raw till I accidentally sharted on the seat

[Dooz]

Damn I used to play EB in the raw till I accidentally sharted on the seat

Lmao.

Why not try one of these wonderful poop-absorbent seat covers; for all your EB sharting defense needs.