Worst day ever contest!!!!

[Divinus Arma]

Hee hee. What would be your worst day (in pictures)...?

[Craterus]

I had it summed up in one picture, but it doesn't comply with forum rules.

[Divinus Arma]

Damn. I was going to post mine too but I realized it would also be in noncompliance.

Screw it. This is pointless.

[KukriKhan]

Dear KukriKhan,

You have been warned for one of your posts, which violated The Guild Rules. The reason you have been warned is because:

Major
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The post for which you are warned can be seen here:

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What da [bleep] ya [bleepin] mean you[bleepin] don't [bleep]....
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as a BR veteran you should know better.
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[Strike For The South]

getting my limbs severed and then die of blood loss would suck

[Sjakihata]

Being gangraped, by tall, muscular, sweaty men, again and again and again...

[Craterus]

[Dutch_guy]

KukriKhan, what was the meaning of your post ?

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Yeah. Is that supposed to be the worst day? When you say those things to somebody?

[KukriKhan]

In my imaginary worst Org day, I would wake up, log in here, and find ^^that^^ in my inbox, indicating that I had 'lost my cool' with someone, and been awarded 9 warning points, banning me 3 times over. And D.Armus asked for pictures, so I threw in Sir Beirut's axe.

Kinda like explaining a joke, huh? Seemed funny to me at the time. Sorry for the clutter.

[BDC]

Mine would probably involve being dumped, mugged, hit by a car and breaking some teeth on peanuts.

And possibly discovering I am allergic to peanuts afterwards.

[Viking]

The day my HD experiences a meltdown.

[Craterus]

Dying just before M2:TW comes out.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Dying just before M2:TW comes out.

Pictures...

Use pictures...

[Louis VI the Fat]

Seemed funny to me at the time.

I thought it was ok.

And you're right - never explain a joke. If you can't make them laugh, at least make them confused. Just say something to the effect of 'Oh, those warning points? Well, it was no big deal, really. I got them because once, after a mild disagreement here about photons escaping black holes or not, I drove up north to Montreal, smashed up Beirut's car with his axe, burned his shack and did his girlfriends.
I still think nine points was a bit of an overreaction'.

[KukriKhan]

I thought it was ok.

And you're right - never explain a joke. If you can't make them laugh, at least make them confused. Just say something to the effect of 'Oh, those warning points? Well, it was no big deal, really. I got them because once, after a mild disagreement here about photons escaping black holes or not, I drove up north to Montreal, smashed up Beirut's car with his axe, burned his shack and did his girlfriends.
I still think nine points was a bit of an overreaction'.

Yeah, I need to take a refresher course in Prevarication for Fun and Profit 101.

Or drink more.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

In my imaginary worst Org day, I would wake up, log in here, and find ^^that^^ in my inbox, indicating that I had 'lost my cool' with someone, and been awarded 9 warning points, banning me 3 times over. And D.Armus asked for pictures, so I threw in Sir Beirut's axe.

Kinda like explaining a joke, huh? Seemed funny to me at the time. Sorry for the clutter.

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure...

Either way it wasn't funny...

[Louis VI the Fat]

Humour is in the eye of the beholder. Either that, or people need to lighten up a bit.

[Lemur]

True story:

I woke up with a pulled neck. I didn't do anything special the day before, my neck just decided to seize up on me. So I hobbled around and tried to make myself a sandwich. That involved cutting bread. I used a sharp knife, and managed to gash my index finger so deeply I was worried the bleeding would never stop. Eventually the gust turned into a trickle, the trickle into an ooze, and then it crusted over. Whew.

That night I went to a party where I met a likely young lass. We stood out on the back porch chatting. Despite my neck and finger, I figured my luck was turning around. I was smooth. She was receptive. We were getting friendly. Then the wind picked up, and the coal of my cigarette blew off into my eye. You can't be very smooth when you're clawing at your face, screaming, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

By the time I went to bed, I knew that I had just finished my worst day. Maybe not the most emotionally devastating, or the most meaningful loss, but far and away my most ill-omened 24 hours.

[Mithrandir]

I thought it funny, and you know what they say :

Humour is a form of intelligence.

;)

[Leonin Khan]

wow...thats deep

THIS IS SPAM...thumthidumtithum

[Papewaio]

I have a picture at my desk of a sock soaked in my blood from a couple of leaches.

I keep it there to remind me that no matter how bad now is, it ain't that bad.

[solypsist]

today: took my cat to the emergency hospital, the best - it's the pet version of johns hopkins here in new york city.

3 thousand dollars later he's only halfway through the diagnosis. liquid in his lungs, so ultrasound, radioology, cat scan, xrays, bloodwork, biopsy, cystocentesis, urinalysis, cbc, chem pnl, and others on this bill i can't fully read right now.

i always told myself i wouldn't be one of those nuts who pays 20 grand for a pet's kidney transplant but now money is no object. he's been admitted to the icu hospital for observation for the next three days.

we've been together through everything, in japan, too; he goes with me everywhere (except england where they have quarantine) and now it looks like this could be it. the grief and stress are killing me right now.

[Reverend Joe]

I have had bad days. I mean really bad days. Nothing absolutely permanent, but the kinda days you really, really never want to have. And then I've had worse days.

As a result, I prefer to have, and dwell on, better days. Not perfect necessarily, just better.

But, just for the hell of it, I think getting gangraped by Alex and his droogs could pretty effectively sully any day.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

I'm really sorry about your cat Soly, I know what you're going through. I hope he pulls through and lives another several years.

Good luck.

[Papewaio]

Sorry about the cat. How old is s/he?

There is a tiny positive silver lining to this when the cat pulls through you will grin at the idea that he has had a cat scan... I wonder what they call it for dogs?

[Leonin Khan]

sorry bout the cat

i have had bad days too...very bad days...huhuh

[Ja'chyra]

Getting caught

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Pics?

Wake up, see this flying:

[solypsist]

meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

i seriously doubt i would notice much difference in my day to day life.

Pics?

Wake up, see this flying: