Dorks caught on tape

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 01-31-2006, 02:52

Yes, that is in fact me and SFTS...

**Strike For The South** · 01-31-2006, 03:00

Originally Posted by Chevelle

Yes, that is in fact me and SFTS...

Hey tommrow I get the elven axe and beserker shield. Oh and tell your mom to make those pizza rolls and lemonade agian. The curry gave me gas...Major Gas

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 01-31-2006, 03:03

pizza rolls? those suck major dragon acid...

the bagle bites are way better and i want orange juice instead cuz i have a cold and i need all my strength to fight tonight.

oh yeah, i get the berserker shield not you...

the elvin profit gave me the shield and you the axe remember?

**Kaiser of Arabia** · 01-31-2006, 03:10

Be quiet or I'll open up a can of Lightning Electrical Damage 6-45 Stund 4d6 on you.

**LeftEyeNine** · 01-31-2006, 03:47

Raymond (Scott Jorgensen) is a perfect dork. Hehe, thanks for sharing that, Kaiser

**Oaty** · 01-31-2006, 13:43

This thread may be going in the wrong direction

K here comes the die roll

a 13 and an 8

that that is a....

No it can't be

It's a chilled water blast with 72 damage, unfortanately this amplifies the damage of kaisers electrical damage by 5.

Now I am facing and electrical dmage with 30-225 damage.

Now for the next person I only have 220 hp's so what is the damage I take.

I think my days are very short.

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 01-31-2006, 14:42

I'm half way through watching that and all I can say is, damn, I'm happy I gave up D and D when I was 13.

You sick monkeys who posted this, thanks for the laughs.