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    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    EDIT: although the gay overtones are somewhat misplaced imho, they distract from the geekiness !
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    so which one are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    so which one are you?

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    I'm the priest, if you really must know. Not that you and Alexander of Macedon aren't the starts of the video.

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    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    I'm the priest, if you really must know. Not that you and Alexander of Macedon aren't the starts of the video.
    pfft don tell me you dont want to be a level 8 beserker
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    As a guy who plays roleplaying games, it is quite amusing actually, because there are types out there, maybe not that bad but pretty close anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    pfft don tell me you dont want to be a level 8 beserker
    *cough* at least I'm not, unlike you.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    pfft don tell me you dont want to be a level 8 beserker
    No, I want to be a level 13 Magician
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    *cough* at least I'm not, unlike you.
    Man you just dont get it
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I am not going to click through all that, plus, you probably have gah or chuck norris after the 40th one or so.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    I am not going to click through all that, plus, you probably have gah or chuck norris after the 40th one or so.
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Yes, that is in fact me and SFTS...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevelle
    Yes, that is in fact me and SFTS...
    Hey tommrow I get the elven axe and beserker shield. Oh and tell your mom to make those pizza rolls and lemonade agian. The curry gave me gas...Major Gas
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    pizza rolls? those suck major dragon acid...

    the bagle bites are way better and i want orange juice instead cuz i have a cold and i need all my strength to fight tonight.

    oh yeah, i get the berserker shield not you...

    the elvin profit gave me the shield and you the axe remember?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    I am not going to click through all that, plus, you probably have gah or chuck norris after the 40th one or so.

    Well I wanted to and the answer is Chuck Norris
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    Be quiet or I'll open up a can of Lightning Electrical Damage 6-45 Stund 4d6 on you.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Raymond (Scott Jorgensen) is a perfect dork. Hehe, thanks for sharing that, Kaiser

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    This thread may be going in the wrong direction

    K here comes the die roll

    a 13 and an 8

    that that is a....

    No it can't be

    It's a chilled water blast with 72 damage, unfortanately this amplifies the damage of kaisers electrical damage by 5.

    Now I am facing and electrical dmage with 30-225 damage.

    Now for the next person I only have 220 hp's so what is the damage I take.


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    I'm half way through watching that and all I can say is, damn, I'm happy I gave up D and D when I was 13.

    You sick monkeys who posted this, thanks for the laughs.

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    Taffy, I didn't even start playing D&D until I was 18. Of course, the game wasn't published until I was 15 or 16. Now at the age of 46, married with two kids, I still play and my kids (18 and 13) have just started play the game too. I guess my point is, you are never too old for D&D. Come on Taffy, embrace the dice - you know you want to!
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    I miss my 6th level paladdin but that lawful good **** really got on my ***

    here's to wanton looting and pillaging



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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    Man you just dont get it

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    Un-Frontroomish language. - Beirut
    Last edited by Beirut; 01-31-2006 at 23:08.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Un-Frontroomish language. - Beirut
    Last edited by Beirut; 01-31-2006 at 22:57.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Try and get past my defence of thousands of spoiler tags, MAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, could you guys stop using massive amounts of spoiler tags. It's really time consuming coming to the end of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1pain1Duck
    Oh, could you guys stop using massive amounts of spoiler tags. It's really time consuming coming to the end of them.
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    Gentlemen,

    Cut it out!

    *I'm not closing a good thread just because some people are going wankers with the spoiler tags.

    Multiple Warning Points have gone out and the next person who uses the spoiler tags simply for the sake of spamming or hiding an insult gets 2 points on the spot.
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    Beirut deftly casts Dispel SPAM and Remove Spoilers on this thread. He's also readies his +4 Axe of Smiting.

    I'm casting Invisibility and Silence 15' Radius on myself and then leaving this thread. Dorks away!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    Taffy, I didn't even start playing D&D until I was 18. Of course, the game wasn't published until I was 15 or 16. Now at the age of 46, married with two kids, I still play and my kids (18 and 13) have just started play the game too. I guess my point is, you are never too old for D&D. Come on Taffy, embrace the dice - you know you want to!
    This is my grand plan to teach my kids rugby, swimming, mathematics, politness and RPGs... roleplaying games not rocket propelled grenades.
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