Okay, just want to make sure that I'm on the right page here...

If Christians take offense to a crucifix being inserted into a jar of urine or fecal matter being smeared over a madonna, they're being small minded and bigoted and need to grow up.

If Muslims take offense to an admittedly tasteless cartoon of Mohammed, they're well within their rights to beat up two empolyees of a Danish company in Saudi Arabia or riot in Gaza?

Hmm, looks like I'm in the wrong religion. How do I get mine onto this 'right to be offended' list?