Future Backroomer...

[GoreBag]

I know they need to be careful because of the school shootings, but come on! Can't a pimply, hormonal pre-teen be a pimply, hormonal pre-teen?

No. Middle school was particulary repressive, in my own experience.

[solypsist]

wake me up when his parents mysteriously "disappear"

[Major Robert Dump]

Ah, yes. the thought police.

when i was in Jr High me and my nerdy friends would write and swap short stories that usually involved our school under siege by a mass murderer or criminal masterminds, or having a bus ambushed. Inevitably, all the people and teachers we didn't like would be killed by the badguys, and all the nerds would save the day. It's so odd to think that I could've have been charged for doing that