Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Okay, you didn't hear it from me, but I'm about to let you in on UK's national secret. If they learn you learned it from me, they may bar me from any future re-entry. But you were mentioning good beers. The best? Well, you've probably never heard of it, as they don't export it. Stingy bastards keep it all to themselves. And who can blame them? If I had possession of the stuff, I wouldn't be selling it abroad either.

Anyway, you ready....

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Spitfire
I salute you sir!

Young's is quite good too, depending on where you go. anywhere with a CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale) sign will be worth a look, but prepare for the pub itself to be full of geography teachers and beardy types with ferrets.
I like Stones Bitter, you can't get it down south though

not sure about Martinis. I've had decent White Russians in the odd bar.