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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    Cool My new footy team

    Some of you are doubtless aware of my allegiance to my beloved Bolton Wanderers, however I might be persuaded to follow these guys.

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    I loved this bit.

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    Dyslexic agnostic insomniac Senior Member Goofball's Avatar
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    Default Re: My new footy team

    How about this bit:

    A spokeswanka said: "It is very strange. Everyone in Britain seems to think we have a funny name."
    "Spokeswanka"...

    I just about filled my diaper I laughed so hard at that...

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    Default Re: My new footy team

    Can't we get them to add "Wanderers" to their name? That way Apache you won't even have to feel the slightest twinge of unfaithfulness.

    Wanka Wanderers...oh wait, that might come off wrong
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