Well first off, no, according to the Bible none of us are worthy. Abraham asked God to spare Sodam and Gomora if only one good person could be found among them. God agreed, then destroyed both cities.

Hitler and Satan are both quite offensive in general. Saying Hitler was a Christian is a cop out. He was supposed to be Catholic but he wouldn't ever listen to the Pope.

"In the Bibles Satan was a failed revolutionary, turned into a scapegoat used as a trashpit for unpleasant ideeas."

I agree. Yes the Bible is contradictory and confusing. None of it was written by Jesus though and it was edited by a Roman 380 years after he was born.

"2. God isn't divine, He boasts of having created the first humans yet Cain had other ideas " anyone who will find me, will kill me (Genessis 4:14) Who ware the others if God created all humans."

Saying God isn't divine is a matter of opinion. For a lot of people, myself included, God and Satan are real, please respect this.

"Satan is the embodyment of evil in Western culture and therefore cool. Granted, it may be even cooler to say 'Hail Utgard Loki' instead of 'Hail Satan', but few people understand it."

1. Losers are not cool and Loki and Satan are both losers.

2. Worshiping Loki is beyond idiotic, since he is destined to destroy the world and in the meantime is tied up in his son's intestines. Yeah, real cool mo'fo.

3. Evil is not cool, that just sounds childish. If I kill your parents for no reason is that cool?

"You base your argument on the premise that you shouldn't stick a finger up at Christianity, something people like LaVey would wholeheartedly disagree with. An important part of the whole religion is to piss off Christians."

No, I base my arguement on the idea that starting a religion to piss anyone off is a bad idea because it makes your basic premise negative.

"If Satan has no free will then how can he be evil if he cannot choose his actions ?"

Check my last post, he isn't evil, he's the embodiement, the poster boy.