Well whodathunkit , Dick cheney getting praise from me .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/
Shoot the lawyers
Cheney is not so bad afterall
Well whodathunkit , Dick cheney getting praise from me .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/
Shoot the lawyers
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Just proves us gun banners right, dont give mr anybody a gun, the man with it needs to be able to think, clearly not the case of Dick (that name cranks me up)
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Well done mr.Cheney. Now you're officially b-b-b-b-bad to the bone.
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Last edited by Byzantine Prince; 02-12-2006 at 22:23.
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That sort of thing is probably about the most common firearms-related cause of death around here. Seems like American hunters aren't much better at telling deer from people.
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B-b-b-b-bad punsters are thrown to the lions.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
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He wasn't hunting deer....
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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I know that, and it's beside the point. Besides, as deers are about the only animal commonly hunted that can reasonably be confused with humans by size and such, that's actually a demerit...
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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But hes a bad shot..
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But hes a bad shot..
Nah , he just forgot it was loaded with birdshot , load for bear when theres a lawyer or politician on the hunt
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Thats one hell of a kickback
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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Caption:
Cheney: What the hell is this?
Someguy: I think it is a jet fighter, sir.
Cheney: Wow, I'm going to be fighter pilot.
Last edited by The_Doctor; 02-13-2006 at 00:32.
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Are you sure? I always load for weasel.But hes a bad shot..
Nah , he just forgot it was loaded with birdshot , load for bear when theres a lawyer or politician on the hunt
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Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Are you sure? I always load for weasel.
No thats for journalists and traffic wardens .
Politicians and lawyers carry a bit more clout so adjust your shot size accordingly .
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Ah, thanks for the tips!
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The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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It's odd that a man who was Secretary of Defence for the world's most powerful army can shoot another man in the face with a shotgun and not kill him.
Unto each good man a good dog
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Not like his military training was very extensive...
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Do you expect the state to press charges of firearm misuse against him? He will get out of this, but will it take a pardon or just powerful lawyering?
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I'm majoring in Journalism. My hero is Hunter Thompson.
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"Attended the self-defense class today again. Hopefully I'll recover some of my army-blunted skills. The military doesn't actually teach you to fight; quite the contrary."
- from a letter from my little brother, who recently finished his mandatory military service
Last edited by Watchman; 02-13-2006 at 01:20.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I dunno about Finland's military, but in ours they teach you how to shoot. Had Cheney ever served, who knows what woulda happened.
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Use a wider spread for the shot though, the pols and shysters bob and weave a little quicker....
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I never did see a connection between journalism and Thompson.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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That bastard isn't gonna get away with this. I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism?
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Ours too, but then he was mainly talking about hand-to-hand combat (bit of a martial arts nut).
However, our hunter population is something like 99% male and has hence underwent the same marksmanship training, and they manage to hit each other often enough too.
I wonder if this is this referring to his famous heart conditions...?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Use a wider spread for the shot though, the pols and shysters bob and weave a little quicker....
You arn't suggesting shortening the barrel are you , thats illegal .
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Is he that dangerous? Is this a normal happening?an ambulance — routinely on call because of the vice president’s presence .
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Bloody Yanks have to go one better every time. Not only have you got a higher grade of moron as your #2, but he doesn't limit himself to beating up the electorate, he shoots 'em instead. GRUMBLE...MUMBLE...GRUMBLE....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Lawyers don't count.
See they aren't really people. I should know my dad's one.
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C.S. Lewis
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Actually, he was a very good journalist; if you can get ahold of "The Great Shark Hunt", it has some of his non-feral writings. Read "A Southern City with Northern Problems" and you will see his connection to journalism.
Also, he didn't **** around. And Woodward and Bernstien irritate me, for some reason. (Not for what they did- they sure did a good job of tearing those rotten bastards down- but just their whole "intrepid crusader" attitude. Plus, it seems like you are supposed to like them if you are an aspiring journalist, and I really don't.)
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I've seen the expression "biting the tax bullet" - wonder if this is what it meant...?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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