Yep, losing the to the Swiss in hockey was quite a shock.

It's no excuse, but our team coach, Gretzky is under suspicion of ties to gambling and organized crime, and one of our players, Todd Bertuzzi, that blistering idiot, is being sued for millions by the guy he sucker-punched and nearly paralyzed (he broke the guy's neck) in an NHL game. Perhaps our team is... distracted.

But if the Swiss won then good for them!