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    Just like to wish all those Orgasms that have a very special someone in their lives a Very happy Valentines day, and I hope you enjoyed it.



    EDIT: Changed the adjective acording to Sjakihata
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    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
    Just like to wish all those orgers/orgahs/organisms that have a very special someone in their lives a Very happy Valentines day, and I hope you enjoyed it.

    Awwww...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
    ... all those orgers/orgahs/organisms ...
    orgasms rather, since today is the day where... you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    orgasms rather, since today is the day where... you know
    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...

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    well since you put it soo nice...i will give you one :)

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    Bah humbug...
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    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
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    A great big hug to every one!
    Happy vallentines day every one.
    Hope most of us got something nice..


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    I personally can't stand Valentine's Day. It is not a day about love, it is a day about rejection! More people feel bad on Valentine's Day than those who feel good. A good example is the carnations at my high school. Most people don't even receive a carnation, and this bad especially for the girls. It's even worse when there are people getting 20-50 carnations while you sit there with none. People don't need a holiday to express their love.

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    Sent my girlfriend a bouqette or roses this morning at her work, then this evening we're going to have dinner at a very nice place in Santa Monica, where I'll give her a sapphire studded bracelet that I bought for her... all just in hopes of maybe getting lucky

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    Why not go to a hooker, she'll bring you luck for less than that arrangement
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    Hookers are nasty... plus I'm not in the mood right now to contract an STD of any form....

    Oh... I forgot to mention that I also love her. haha

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    I prefer the term "orgiasts," personally.

    Managed to turn the tables slightly today. Pointed out that V-Day is all about the man's obligations, and a woman's job appears to be not to bite his head off. End of story.

    Came home with card, candy and a DVD she wanted, only to discover that she had cooked me a fantastic, romantic meal. Since she used to be a pro chef, that's a very good meal indeed. I think I got an equitable V-Day, which is better than most of the previous ones in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    Bah humbug...
    I'll drink to that.

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