Foolishness

**Bar Kochba** · 02-19-2006, 01:16

Originally Posted by Somebody Else

When holding a wickedly sharp knife in one hand, do not, on any account, attempt to catch the carrot you dropped in close proximity to it with the other hand - it's a messy recipe.

Anyone else do anything similarly malcoordinated recently?

WOW bout the most random thing ive ever read did this happen to u

**Proletariat** · 02-19-2006, 01:31

While cooking earlier, I forget I had just opened one of the cupboard doors that hangs from the ceiling. I leaned over to get something from one of the lower drawers in the kitchen and you can guess what happened when I stood back up. I do something this stupid just about monthly.

**Reenk Roink** · 02-19-2006, 02:48

Don't try fixing a wedgie, while at the same time, switching your gear from "Park" to "Drive" or you might just lose driving privileges...

**Fragony** · 02-19-2006, 15:47

Sliced of my finger with a fridge a few months ago, beat that

**The_Doctor** · 02-19-2006, 16:05

Sliced of my finger with a fridge a few months ago, beat that

Never pick a coin out of a fire that is changing colour.

Never booby trap a tree by half cutting through a branch then try to test it by jumping on it.

**Beirut** · 02-19-2006, 17:04

Foolishness?

Letting your two kids and their two friends play with clay in the house.

And this is just the sink where they washed their hands. You should see the kitchen table.