Foolishness

**Duke Malcolm** · 02-19-2006, 19:36

Originally Posted by Somebody Else

When holding a wickedly sharp knife in one hand, do not, on any account, attempt to catch the carrot you dropped in close proximity to it with the other hand - it's a messy recipe.

Anyone else do anything similarly malcoordinated recently?

Yes, but with a German Sausage...
I have a cut on the bit between my thumb and fore-finger...

**Viking** · 02-19-2006, 19:49

When you cut a frozen American(aka big) muffin in two halfes, make sure you don`t have your finger directly below the knife.
I still have the scar; almost cut in to the bone(if didn`t).

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 02-19-2006, 20:01

My friend was taking me home and I yelled at a friend of mine, who is a girl. She's very attractive and just her name got my driving friend to look...

...He hit the car in front of him screwing the heck out of his liscence plate

Funny stuff...

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 02-19-2006, 20:26

Recently nothing major, but when I was a child I stabbed myself in the mouth with an arrow.

I can still feel the scar.

**Mikeus Caesar** · 02-19-2006, 20:32

Never try seeing how much paper you can cut through with the razor from a pencil sharpener. I cut off the very tip of my left thumb, and have a scar there.