Don't fall off a theme park ride.
There's mine.
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Don't fall off a theme park ride.
There's mine.
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Don't ever shave naked whilst standing in front of a mirror that hangs directly above a very hot radiator.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Ouch! I feel you comrade. Been there.
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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I'm not sure if this is just British wisdom or has been gained through personal experience. And I can offer neither sympathy nor empathy unil it has been made clear.
Did you, BKS, my boss, my buddy, Lord of this your Kingdom of Peace & Love, shave naked in front of a mirror hanging directly over a hot radiator?
13,454 Org. members want to know.
Unto each good man a good dog
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Actually, I for one do NOT want to know.
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I was working at a submarine sandwich shop as a teenager and was a little drunk. ( I was a baaaaaaaaaaad kid)
Anyway, as I went to slice this gentleman's sandwich in half, I simultaneously sliced into my left thumb. (very deep- still have the scar)
I ran into the back kitchen to wash my hand, leaving the sandwich there and telling no one what happened. It was so quick that no one saw or had any idea. "Cut and run" quite literally!
The scary part: The man had ordered a meatball sandwich and I shall never know what became of it, since no one knew why I scampered off...
I reckon he found it to be extra saucy that day.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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Well I was an idiot this morning. My mistake was thinking while washing the top of a can of dog-food.
Now I have a great little cut nearly directly on the middle of my right thumb. Maybe it'll leave a scar to balance out the ones I have on my left thumb....
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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Never cook (American) bacon without a shirt on
Always use shaving cream unless you are using a small electric razor to do a few touch-ups
Do not attempt to break up cat-fights (between cats, girls, or girl cats)
Never stick your finger on a fork that's been left in a pot of pasta that's been left to boil/simmer for a few moments...
"I'm like the Vikings -- I come here, I steal your women, your booze, your dough, and then I go back home." ~ Wiz
"Play RTW and wait till 1,000 people die and look at them from above. Then tell me it was worth the oil." - Byzantine Prince
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Don't take any dietary supplements because your wife says "You ought to take these." I forget what the evil substance was, but I fell over with a fever, my body turned bright red, and I wondered if I was going to die. When I recovered, I found that the stuff warned that all of this might happen in tiny print on a giant piece of paper folded inside the box.
This lemur has been very cautious about vitamins/supplements ever since. Now I wish I could remember what that stuff was ...
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Never walk through a door that is in reality a fantastically well-cleaned glass window.
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Did you, BKS, my boss, my buddy, Lord of this your Kingdom of Peace & Love, shave naked in front of a mirror hanging directly over a hot radiator?
At least I don't have any scars to show for it. When I buy a house of my own, I'm going to ensure radiators are not situated at crotch height.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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Never leave a room that contains a toilet, you’re wallet and younger sister.
Or never let that same sister play with youre house/car keys (After a few months I found them, half buried in the backyard)
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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At least I don't have any scars to show for it. When I buy a house of my own, I'm going to ensure radiators are not situated at crotch height.
I dont know if anybody would actualy like to see those scars, being "at crotch height" and all...
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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...and all the women of England were on fire.I dont know if anybody would actualy like to see those scars, being "at crotch height" and all...
Unto each good man a good dog
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Stanly knife, art class, blood.
You get the idea.
"A lamb goes to the slaughter but a man, he knows when to walk away."
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