EB news - Sunday, February 19

**VandalCarthage** · 02-26-2006, 04:30

This might seem like a strange question but did The Colossus of Rhodes have a metallic penis made for him?

Horrifyingly, that's a reasonably good question.

**Kull** · 02-26-2006, 06:30

"As the weekly cleaning crew set up their scaffolds and ladders around the base of the great statue, they felt the ground begin to shake beneath their feet. A few sudden jarring shocks were quickly followed by a rolling and heaving of the ground, almost as if the land had become sea. Frozen in horror, the Rhodian slaves gazed up to see the Colossus rocking slowly to and fro. And then they began to shriek as a large appendage broke free and plummetted swiftly down, growing closer and closer, a vast cylindrical monstrosity, impossibly large, and equally impossible to escape......"

**We all need someone** · 02-26-2006, 06:38

hahaha death by large bronze penis

**Djurre** · 02-28-2006, 13:32

is there an ETA ?

I find myself checken the site every hour or so.

**Trithemius** · 02-28-2006, 23:10

Originally Posted by Djurre

is there an ETA ?

I find myself checken the site every hour or so.

If there is no release date, then they can never be late! :)

I understand what you mean though, I'm checking regularly myself. :D

**vizigothe** · 03-01-2006, 21:37

Originally Posted by Trithemius

If there is no release date, then they can never be late! :)

I understand what you mean though, I'm checking regularly myself. :D

As am I, I lurk around everyday soaking in the scenery. when the patch comes out I will be super excited but I am also excited waiting for the patch :D

**Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom** · 03-02-2006, 23:34

Will this patch fix all of the big CTDs. Like makin the mod actually playable for more then an hour or so. How big will it be (I have dial up) Cant get cable where we live