Husband of The Year

**Don Corleone** · 02-23-2006, 13:50

What the hell is wrong with her that she went ahead and married this guy even after having read that thing?

**UglyandHasty** · 02-23-2006, 14:34

wow that's nuts .... the guy is a control freack(probably one of his lesser problem...)

**Don Corleone** · 02-23-2006, 15:20

Okay guys, April Fool's Day is right around the corner, and what can I say, I've never really licked my deathwish from my youth. I'm going to print a copy of this contract out and forge Mrs. Corleone's signature on it. I'm then going to point out that just because I haven't enforced it for the past few years doesn't mean she's not expected to follow it...Time for her to start working her way back from -1000 GDPs. Pray for the rest of my eternal soul....

**Proletariat** · 02-23-2006, 15:33

Don't forget to take pictures, Don!

**Reverend Joe** · 02-23-2006, 15:42

THat was unbelieveably sick and twisted. I wish I hadn't read that.

The most horrible thing anyone can do is to control another person. Hell, I wouldn't even joke about that.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 02-23-2006, 17:37

Shoddy journalism.

I find it weird that tying someone to a bed is called "kidnapping".

The contract is a mildly kinky, not that unusual.

There's no way of knowing whether he was trying to force his sexuality on a vanilla woman or whether they had a kinky relationship and she in over her head/they had an argument and she decided to use it against him.

Of course the newspapers already know who is guilty, the whole "trial by jury" thing is just a formality

**Samurai Waki** · 02-23-2006, 19:02

I like that guy.

**Adrian II** · 02-23-2006, 21:18

Originally Posted by Zorba

THat was unbelieveably sick and twisted. I wish I hadn't read that.

Nothing special. Well, apart from the part where she had to shave her cat three times a week. That's cruel.

**Divinus Arma** · 02-23-2006, 22:40

I can see some freaky couples doing stuff like this. Sado-masochism. If she ain't into it then it is pretty sick.

**Major Robert Dump** · 02-23-2006, 19:11

Originally Posted by Don Corleone

Okay guys, April Fool's Day is right around the corner, and what can I say, I've never really licked my deathwish from my youth. I'm going to print a copy of this contract out and forge Mrs. Corleone's signature on it. I'm then going to point out that just because I haven't enforced it for the past few years doesn't mean she's not expected to follow it...Time for her to start working her way back from -1000 GDPs. Pray for the rest of my eternal soul....

hahaha good luck with that