Foolishness

**Somebody Else** · 02-19-2006, 01:11

When holding a wickedly sharp knife in one hand, do not, on any account, attempt to catch the carrot you dropped in close proximity to it with the other hand - it's a messy recipe.

Anyone else do anything similarly malcoordinated recently?

**Bar Kochba** · 02-19-2006, 01:16

Originally Posted by Somebody Else

When holding a wickedly sharp knife in one hand, do not, on any account, attempt to catch the carrot you dropped in close proximity to it with the other hand - it's a messy recipe.

Anyone else do anything similarly malcoordinated recently?

WOW bout the most random thing ive ever read did this happen to u

**Proletariat** · 02-19-2006, 01:31

While cooking earlier, I forget I had just opened one of the cupboard doors that hangs from the ceiling. I leaned over to get something from one of the lower drawers in the kitchen and you can guess what happened when I stood back up. I do something this stupid just about monthly.

**Reenk Roink** · 02-19-2006, 02:48

Don't try fixing a wedgie, while at the same time, switching your gear from "Park" to "Drive" or you might just lose driving privileges...

**Fragony** · 02-19-2006, 15:47

Sliced of my finger with a fridge a few months ago, beat that

**The_Doctor** · 02-19-2006, 16:05

Sliced of my finger with a fridge a few months ago, beat that

Never pick a coin out of a fire that is changing colour.

Never booby trap a tree by half cutting through a branch then try to test it by jumping on it.

**Duke Malcolm** · 02-19-2006, 19:36

Originally Posted by Somebody Else

When holding a wickedly sharp knife in one hand, do not, on any account, attempt to catch the carrot you dropped in close proximity to it with the other hand - it's a messy recipe.

Anyone else do anything similarly malcoordinated recently?

Yes, but with a German Sausage...
I have a cut on the bit between my thumb and fore-finger...

**Viking** · 02-19-2006, 19:49

When you cut a frozen American(aka big) muffin in two halfes, make sure you don`t have your finger directly below the knife.
I still have the scar; almost cut in to the bone(if didn`t).

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 02-19-2006, 20:01

My friend was taking me home and I yelled at a friend of mine, who is a girl. She's very attractive and just her name got my driving friend to look...

...He hit the car in front of him screwing the heck out of his liscence plate

Funny stuff...

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 02-19-2006, 20:26

Recently nothing major, but when I was a child I stabbed myself in the mouth with an arrow.

I can still feel the scar.

**Mikeus Caesar** · 02-19-2006, 20:32

Never try seeing how much paper you can cut through with the razor from a pencil sharpener. I cut off the very tip of my left thumb, and have a scar there.