A man in the Sudan was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in a rather compromising situation...
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So, should other countries in the worlds follow the Sudan's example and adopt this liberal approach?
Marrying Animals is Legal in the Sudan
A man in the Sudan was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in a rather compromising situation...
Auntie Provides
So, should other countries in the worlds follow the Sudan's example and adopt this liberal approach?
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Would an appropriate gift to a guy marrying a sheep be velcro gloves?
Bahahahahahahad joke!!!
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You mutton do it again DD!!!Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
Would an appropriate gift to a guy marrying a sheep be velcro gloves?
Bahahahahahahad joke!!!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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"He fell off the back of the goat, so I captured him and tied him up."
I love how casual it is. This article rules.
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Finally some elders with a sense of humour!
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"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.I feel embarassed to be human right now.
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I would hardly consider a forced marriage as a liberal approach to a situation from any liberal ideological point of view. As for the question itself, the answer is no, unless you consider that the animal was raped and by marrying him the crime is compensated in some way.
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That is rather disturbing.. I mean... even for Sudan.
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I liked that same line. "He fell off the back of the goat".... Oh man, that is a real side-splitter.
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Whatever floats your goat...
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I wonder if the fellow involved sported a goatee beard?
Nevertheless he was a baa baa boy.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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I bet he's feeling a bit sheepish.
That's right-I went there!
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Wait when did having relations with livestock become a got dang social foo-pah
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Deary me, one of the funniest things I have seen all night, well played.
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
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youd figure Sudan would have more important things to worry about. Like oh I dont know,um, oh yea GENOCIDE.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Genocide being the main reason he had to go bestial in the first place. You try finding a woman there who's limbs aren't all over the place.youd figure Sudan would have more important things to worry about. Like oh I dont know,um, oh yea GENOCIDE.
//must....resist....making....sick....joke....
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Sudan sucks any way you put it.
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Well, you're Welsh, no big surpirse
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Don't...upset...the...Celts.
Its like asking a Viking to bury his axe in your skull.
Very sick but also funny.
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Awesome...
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