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    Lesbian Rebel Member Mikeus Caesar's Avatar
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    Default JFK Reloaded

    I was wondering, has anyone played this marvellous free game? It's a simulation where you play Lee Harvey Oswald, and have to recreate the assassination of John F. Kennedy. I just downloaded it, it's great fun to kill the driver of JFK's limo so it crashes and kills everyone.

    EDIT: Website: http://www.jfkreloaded.tk/
    Last edited by Mikeus Caesar; 02-25-2006 at 02:43.
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Cool! Sounds as good as that Kick the Cripple game but not quite as much fun as Join the KKK Today!
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    Lesbian Rebel Member Mikeus Caesar's Avatar
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    Default Re: JFK Reloaded

    Somehow, i don't think you quite support this game...but it does help prove that there was a second shooter, as it's impossible to recreate it the way Oswald supposedly did. It really is quite an educational and good game. Pretty surprising graphics, considering how it's a 21MB game.

    JFK gets shot. Don't look if you dislike controversial games/think you're too young.

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    EDIT: You have to give me credit here for an amzing shot. In an attempt to make it as realistic as possible and injure the governor, i aimed for him, only to shoot the FBI agent sitting in front of him in the head. The bullet went through his head and hit the Stetson hat the governor was holding, sending it flying out of his hands without actually injuring the governor.
    Last edited by Mikeus Caesar; 02-25-2006 at 03:14.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: JFK Reloaded

    I don't know...couldn't we be doing something positive for humanity, like a driving sim where you get to run over Tim Allen?

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    Seems a little twisted... so what's next, an MLK assassination game?

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    What about FlightSimulator 2006: TwinTower-Edition....?


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    Default Re: JFK Reloaded

    Well, I still think it's sick, and you can't convince me otherwise.


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    We're not calling for the thread to be closed and for curry to be banned. We're just saying that we will not be palying the game because we find it disturbing, just like you would not want to play a game where you cut off some ones fingers with a butter knife.


    Now that I'm done nitpicking, I'll leave this thread, content with the knowledge that I've made the .org a slightly less pleasent place...again.

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    Default Re: JFK Reloaded

    I vote this thread gets dumped in the backroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Well, I still think it's sick, and you can't convince me otherwise.

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    Default Re: JFK Reloaded

    I wonder if the brainiacs who play "JFK" will buy the sequel about Columbine?

    "Aw cool dude! You get a shotgun and a pistol!"




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    Quote Originally Posted by GoreBag
    Clearly you missed the point of my handy picture.

    Anyway, you changed your name to Gorebag, so you don't count.



    But that is a funny picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Clearly you missed the point of my handy picture.
    Nah, just piling on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoreBag
    Nah, just piling on.

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