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    Default Wow, Spartans are 'tuff

    I just made a custom battle where I was The Greek City States and I used 2 units of Spartans (huge unit size) and with full upgrades. I pit them against 4 full stack allied AI armies composed mainly of eastern infantry with archers and some cavalry/chariots (no upgrades) So my 321 Spartans against 28,000 of the enemy.
    What followed was a bloodbath! My Spartans were quickly surrounded but they fought to the death and although they all died they killed many thousands of the enemy.

    What a beautiful death!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    I just made a custom battle where I was The Greek City States and I used 2 units of Spartans (huge unit size) and with full upgrades. I pit them against 4 full stack allied AI armies composed mainly of eastern infantry with archers and some cavalry/chariots (no upgrades) So my 321 Spartans against 28,000 of the enemy.
    What followed was a bloodbath! My Spartans were quickly surrounded but they fought to the death and although they all died they killed many thousands of the enemy.

    What a beautiful death!
    I should try that one time, but yes, Spartans are tough. That's why everyone spams them in multiplayer and have them form into a phalanx square.

    Spartans are overrated, IMHO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manstein
    I should try that one time, but yes, Spartans are tough. That's why everyone spams them in multiplayer and have them form into a phalanx square.

    Spartans are overrated, IMHO.
    You just contradicted yourself ;) .
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    lol They are certainly tough after you modded them to furthur enhance their already godlike morale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orangat
    lol They are certainly tough after you modded them to furthur enhance their already godlike morale.
    Seriously, I only modded their moral. That's really all. They did die after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    I just made a custom battle where I was The Greek City States and I used 2 units of Spartans (huge unit size) and with full upgrades. I pit them against 4 full stack allied AI armies composed mainly of eastern infantry with archers and some cavalry/chariots (no upgrades) So my 321 Spartans against 28,000 of the enemy.
    What followed was a bloodbath! My Spartans were quickly surrounded but they fought to the death and although they all died they killed many thousands of the enemy.

    What a beautiful death!
    I forgot to mention, all these people slowed my computer to like 1 frame per second not very good. But it speeded up after the Spartans did a lot of their "work"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    So my 321 Spartans against 28,000 of the enemy.
    What followed was a bloodbath! My Spartans were quickly surrounded but they fought to the death and although they all died they killed many thousands of the enemy.

    What a beautiful death!
    Sigh... Thermopylae all over again.

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    I wonder what freud would have to say if you, by your own choice, let your 321 fight against 28.000 foe

    what is next, 150 against 50.000? or, you hope you can win?

    :-)

    do you still know the exact endscore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cras
    I wonder what freud would have to say if you, by your own choice, let your 321 fight against 28.000 foe

    what is next, 150 against 50.000? or, you hope you can win?

    :-)

    do you still know the exact endscore?
    Maybe I have some screen shots lying around. I'll look.
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    Originally Posted by Cras
    I wonder what freud would have to say if you, by your own choice, let your 321 fight against 28.000 foe
    He would probably say that “the male’s aptitude of sexual urges hence thought-provoking the more callous aspects is identical to the modernistic conduct off fornicating deviance”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    Seriously, I only modded their moral. That's really all. They did die after all.
    Morale is also an attack modifier. Morale doesn't simply affect running away.

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    spartans are good unit but not undefeated
    even in phalanx they are much more vulverable to missiles than normal phalanx. best option against them is using unit with armour piercing (slingers) or urban cohorts with hold formation turned on. pilums do job instead of men
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    Default Re: Wow, Spartans are 'tuff

    spartans are good unit but not undefeated
    even in phalanx they are much more vulverable to missiles than normal phalanx. best option against them is using unit with armour piercing (slingers) or urban cohorts with hold formation turned on. pilums do job instead of men
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    Men in little red skirts tend not to have the best missile defense.
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    well... they might be though.... but let them try to stop an Onager or those chariot catapult thingies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by orangat
    Morale is also an attack modifier. Morale doesn't simply affect running away.
    Why do you think so? I have never heard off this. In practically all TW releases morale only influenced when combat was broken off, not the actual combat in itself.
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    Default Re: Wow, Spartans are 'tuff

    spartans got weak missile defence
    they just got 2 hp
    so at the beginning they seem undefeated - they have no loses for some time.
    but after about 20 - 30 seconds they start dying
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooK
    spartans got weak missile defence
    they just got 2 hp
    so at the beginning they seem undefeated - they have no loses for some time.
    but after about 20 - 30 seconds they start dying
    And with RTW's combat system, that 20-30 seconds will win the battle for you.
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    no m8
    just use urban cohort, give it hold formation
    and it should win with spartans (i mean ideal conditions - no forest no montain no general bonuses)
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    i diasagree, keep your spartans in phalanx but turn their guard mode off and they`ll still plow through a unit of urbans in front of them.
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    well they were the hard asses of the ancient world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    I just made a custom battle where I was The Greek City States and I used 2 units of Spartans (huge unit size) and with full upgrades. I pit them against 4 full stack allied AI armies composed mainly of eastern infantry with archers and some cavalry/chariots (no upgrades) So my 321 Spartans against 28,000 of the enemy.
    What followed was a bloodbath! My Spartans were quickly surrounded but they fought to the death and although they all died they killed many thousands of the enemy.

    What a beautiful death!
    just wanted to say great sig...all 110% correct heh...

    god do they drive me up a wall...I told myself, already at 23 after living with "one" for 3 years that I had enough...i will NEVER live with a woman again...ever. I will never share anything with one, nor even offer her a quarter to make a phonecall. Just wasn't worth it.

    sorry for anyone who's confused heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by General4Hire
    just wanted to say great sig...all 110% correct heh...

    god do they drive me up a wall...I told myself, already at 23 after living with "one" for 3 years that I had enough...i will NEVER live with a woman again...ever. I will never share anything with one, nor even offer her a quarter to make a phonecall. Just wasn't worth it.

    sorry for anyone who's confused heh...
    Thank you, and do you have anything to say about the spartans so this doesn't get deleted?
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    Default Re: Wow, Spartans are 'tuff

    I'm not saying you copied threads, but on totalwar.com forums a member by the name of Seleucos made a thread with this exact same name "Wow, Spartans are tough" and with exactly what you did...

    That's freaky!

    (unless you are Seleucos from those forums and in that case whats up man?!?!?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    I'm not saying you copied threads, but on totalwar.com forums a member by the name of Seleucos made a thread with this exact same name "Wow, Spartans are tough" and with exactly what you did...

    That's freaky!

    (unless you are Seleucos from those forums and in that case whats up man?!?!?)
    I never read the thread, but I glanced at the title and I just thought it perfectly suited this thread, so I used it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    Thank you, and do you have anything to say about the spartans so this doesn't get deleted?
    actually yes...a long time question that I never really asked or saw answered: What are their abilities versus frontally attacking cavalry? do they carry the same (or a similar) effect as spearmen or do they react the same way as light infantry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    I never read the thread, but I glanced at the title and I just thought it perfectly suited this thread, so I used it.
    It's cool with me...


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    Quote Originally Posted by General4Hire
    actually yes...a long time question that I never really asked or saw answered: What are their abilities versus frontally attacking cavalry? do they carry the same (or a similar) effect as spearmen or do they react the same way as light infantry?
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    just buy an urban cohort (romans) and they will take of spartans. though i thin spartans shuold be the stronget infantry and they should wear a helmet like armoured hoplites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtafanboy
    Maybe I have some screen shots lying around. I'll look.
    I guess you didnt??

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