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  1. 03-05-2006, 22:31 #1
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    Default Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    I personally like "Toliet Chair" the best. I mean, how convenient!



    Toliet Chair


    The Makeup Gun


    The Six Legged Chair


    The Electric Hammer


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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Makeup gun.

    "NYAAAGH!!! Homer, you set it on whore!"
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Makeup gun.

    "NYAAAGH!!! Homer, you set it on whore!"
    "I don't think women will like being shot in the face, Homer"



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  4. 03-05-2006, 23:25 #4
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    The Robot.

    But since its not on there, I voted for the six legged chair.
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Sixe Legged Chair...I made one those myself after seeing the episode and its very useful!
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Gah! Only one vote (mine) for the electric hammer? That was the most useful and practical invention!
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Quote Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
    That was the most useful and practical invention!
    Meh! A chair that can be used as a crapper is much more useful!


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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Ah, the Simpsons. The best show on TV.

    Electric Hammer - "Needs more power."

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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Toilet would feel kind of awkward, but that's the best invention...

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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Makeup gun by far.

    "Close your eyes honey!"
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    I would go with the "Every-things-OK" alarm.

    Homer(shouting to be heard over the alarm): it goes off every 5 seconds unless something is wrong.

    Marge(shouting): Turn it off!

    Homer(shouting): It can't be turned off!

    But of the ones listed, I'd go with the the Make-up gun.
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Six legged chair.. duh...
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Easily the make-up gun. It's the only one I remember properly, and IIRC was the funniest one.
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    I loved the electric hammer. The bit at the end with Thomas Edison's descendants frolicking in money because of it was quite amusing as well.
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    Default Re: Favorite Homer Simpson Invention

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
    Makeup gun by far.

    "Close your eyes honey!"
    *SHOOT*
    "NYAAAH! You set it to whore!"
    "Okay, let me try again! Close your eyes"
    "Dad, I don't think women will like being shot in the face..."
    "Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetie!"

    Yep, make-up gun is my fav! And that quote is great! Especially the “Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetie!" part.
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