The N00b Inn

[ace_genral]

THE N00B IN

Hers a place were n00bs can get some
virtual ale,chat and make friends and
also get in crazy forum adventures

Staff:

Innkeeper:ace_genral

menu:

Ale:3 gold

Bread:1 gold

Cheese:2 gold

Beef:2 gold

Wine:5 gold

[Proletariat]

2 Gold for a piece of cheese?! What is this cheese made out of?? Bald eagle feathers and faberge eggs?!

Just kidding. Welcome to the Org and I'll have a glass of wine. (Served in a crystal slipper, for that price)

[ace_genral]

Thank you,

here you go

*sets down glass*

That will be 5 gold

[Proletariat]

:holds her slipper-glass daintily while sipping:

Damn good. Thank you!

[ace_genral]

gold?!

[ace_genral]

er,you didnt pay me for the wine,

drink and run i come at you with meat cleavers

[Dutch_guy]

I'd like a pizza

Welcome to the .org Ace !

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Welcome to the Org ace!

I'd ask for a drink, but I'm to paranoid to allow anyone else to handle my food.

*Retrieves water from the well*

Yum

[ace_genral]

what is eurpum barbarium, i knows its a mode, but whats the theam, and what factions arre there, and were wcan i get it?

[BHCWarman88]

dunno


I want 8 Wines Please

(Pays Bartender)

[Monarch]

what is eurpum barbarium, i knows its a mode, but whats the theam, and what factions arre there, and were wcan i get it?

Europa Barborum is a realism mod. It makes factions mroe like they were in history and increases the games difficulty. https://www.europabarbarorum.com for further information, you can also downlaod it there.

[ace_genral]

here ya go

*sets down drink plater*

[Upxl]

I’m feeling pretty generous for the moment:

Give everybody some ale and cheese on my expense.

In other words “TOURNEE GENERALE”.

[Tomilias Pwnias]

Can i have some grapes

[Monarch]

I'd like one crazy forum adventure please. How much gold would you like for that?

[tibilicus]

one forum adventure and one of everything else pleae. ~:D

[Upxl]

For this gold there should be at least some service.
I’ve been waiting for ages for my beer and cheese.

If this keeps up I’m going to Cheers!

Thou be warned!

[ace_genral]

sorry it took so long

*sets down platter*

dig in

[ace_genral]

look at this

life in the middle ages

Oh yeah!!



kill um





die!!!





Run!!!

[ace_genral]

part 2

counter-charge:




Hide:




Surrender:

[KukriKhan]

er,you didnt pay me for the wine,

drink and run i come at you with meat cleavers

Members volunteering to do greeting duty here get to drink on the house, m8. Just send Prolitariat's bill to me. :)

Nice use of smileys.

Welcome to the Org

[Mithrandir]

I'll have 5 beers to chuck down ,and 5 more after that.

call me an alcoholic...if that means you'll buy me another 5.

Welcome Ace.

[Dutch_guy]

Mithrandir, why are you a junior member ?

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Perhaps he mentioned Camels once too many times?

[Avicenna]

*robs all the gold and bribes off the innkeeper*

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir, why are you a junior member ?

My failure to lead te almohads to victory in the Main hall forum game has lead to this.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Need...more...drink *thud* (falls over)
Dreams about camels for some reason
hello and welcome

[BHCWarman88]

1 Bread,8 cheeses and 2 Wines please.

*hands over 27 gold, + 1 more gold for a tip, then starts eating his food*


"boy, I'm drunk *blup*"!!

[Divinus Arma]

Welcome to The Org!

Although, there really isn't a classification of "N00b" here. The Org welcomes all junior members and prospective members. You shall find no degrading of curious members At the Org.

Those members who engage in trolling or flaming of new folks shall be seriously thrashed.

You should find friends in every thread here, so new to worry about making a "safe" zone for your self.

Now in the meantime, I'll take the steak. Rare. In fact, just drive the cattle by my table. I'll rip off a hunk as they run by. And a schooner of Ale. Here's your 5 gold, friend.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well there is a certain amount of discrimination and hazing, but I've heard that that is only when you try to become a senior member.

I swear only an eigth of the prospective senior members survive!