13/17

Missed the snake bite and the bloody sharks, and the bit about crawling underneath seats, makes sense though.

As to the dog stuff, they're spot on. If you go into the fetal position with a dog, the most you'll get is a few nicks from attempted bites. Unless you're some martial artist, it doesn't pay to fight them. Sure, in all likely hood, you'll end up as the vitor w/ reach and stuff, but you'll also come out w/ some nasty bites that will need stitches, and will end up as scars.