Well? Can you?![]()
Pull
I can.![]()
Well? Can you?![]()
Pull
I can.![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Apparantly, I can't:Gah! With my good looks, who needs ideas?82 %.
All the gear, no real idea. You may appear pretty slick at times, but if you want to meet someone you’re going to remember in the morning, you’re going to have to take a bit more care of yourself in the future!
I got 82 %...
what went wrong ?!
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It said not only wouldn't I get the girl, but I should be decent enough to tell the one I have now to leave for greener pastures.
I am so depressed...![]()
Unto each good man a good dog
94% Goddamn i wish these tests were important and actually told you how much you'd pull, I'd be in there!
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
All the good stuff marred by a lack of confidence. The Shy Guy it is, then.![]()
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
66%
I'll be lonely over here...![]()
You didn't wear the Batman outfit, did you?Originally Posted by Beirut
82% for me. This proves the test is not very accurate, I fear.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
-44 .. what the!?![]()
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
Nope. Probably would have ended up with Batman himself the way the test went. I got in the low 40s.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
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Unto each good man a good dog
72% - i wore the batman outfit.
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
I got 70% without a Batman outfit.Originally Posted by yesdachi
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Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
LOL![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
booyah! 91%. Naturally, this comes with current age, 14.
I'm gonna try it with a girl now.
-ZainDustin
Okay... I'm definently not a girl, 53%...
-ZainDustin
85% . Well, this test doesn't capture my good looks approriately...
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
I scored better as a boy (82% shy guy) vs 72% as a girl (not spontaneous enough) - Ha! I took off my blouse & went without; that alone shoulda got me 90%!![]()
In RL, back in my single days, I always did better when I wasn't on the hunt. Nowadays, I'd be the quiet guy sitting in the corner, playing cribbage with my pals, over a few brewski's. Women allowed, but mostly not interested. In my experience, Beirut is right... bar-going women, on average, are attracted to the 'bad boys'.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
74%
All mouth and no trousers
Feeling good, you are happy with the way you are. This is a plus - people are attracted to a confident person, but there is still some work left to do on the style front. Think a bit more about your clothes, your mates, and your general demeanour, and the world of the opposite sex will be your oyster!
What's wrong with the goat herder? At least he's a point of interest!
And as a girl.....
59%
Shrinking Violet
You’ve got it all planned out in your head, what to wear, what to bring, what to say, but sometimes you need to go with the flow and lighten up. Show em what you’re made of, and be the one to make the first move! You’ve got nothing to lose, you might want to check out TheSite.org’s chat up lines for some tips.
Shrinking violet? I took my top off and danced naked!
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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