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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Apparantly, I can't:Gah! With my good looks, who needs ideas?82 %.
All the gear, no real idea. You may appear pretty slick at times, but if you want to meet someone you’re going to remember in the morning, you’re going to have to take a bit more care of yourself in the future!
I got 82 %...
what went wrong ?!
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It said not only wouldn't I get the girl, but I should be decent enough to tell the one I have now to leave for greener pastures.
I am so depressed...![]()
Unto each good man a good dog
94% Goddamn i wish these tests were important and actually told you how much you'd pull, I'd be in there!
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
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All the good stuff marred by a lack of confidence. The Shy Guy it is, then.![]()
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
66%
I'll be lonely over here...![]()
You didn't wear the Batman outfit, did you?Originally Posted by Beirut
82% for me. This proves the test is not very accurate, I fear.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
-44 .. what the!?![]()
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
Originally Posted by Big_John
Let me guess, you brought along the goat-herder...
72% - i wore the batman outfit.
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
Ohw...you had to press the gender you had...
hmm...100% confident but I'm not even near 50% with the sensible, hmm my toe itches, part.
Bah! 66 Damn English slang! Everyone chose the ecstasy right?
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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No.Originally Posted by Vladimir
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
85% . Well, this test doesn't capture my good looks approriately...
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
went for no drugs, wanted the "originality" marksOriginally Posted by Vladimir
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Nah, coke appeals more to the supermodel demographic.Everyone chose the ecstasy right?
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
I went for the (hidden) brown ale option and I still got hte girl....![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Nope. Probably would have ended up with Batman himself the way the test went. I got in the low 40s.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
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Unto each good man a good dog
Well if you insist on going around hugging trees, what do you expect?Originally Posted by Beirut
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Don't knock Batman! He's ripped, intelligent, handsome and loaded, and has an extremely acute sense of moral responsibility.
What more could you want?
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
The test is off kilter. In real life I'm a total Stud Muffin.Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Besides, chicks dig tree killers far more than tree huggers. They like the bad boys...
Unto each good man a good dog
Obviously not.Originally Posted by Beirut
(according to this silly test)
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
According to this silly test, I got a 96% O_O I must be doing something right. Please someone tell me this is a real test XD
Agreed. I scored a 60 on the test, but most of the options are things I would never normally consider.Originally Posted by Beirut
66%
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
79%
I guess the batman suit and disguise did me. Plus, some punk spilled his trash on me.
Good thing I'm married! I can pull anytime I...erm, ya... that was a fun game!
How did you do?
Who Wouldn't want to dance with a Shirtless Coke Sniffing Batman who pinches your *** regularly? I know I would...n't
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