As in the words of Candy Staton, but would you?
Take the test and see.....
Survival
BTW I got horribly maimed
I will survive?
As in the words of Candy Staton, but would you?
Take the test and see.....
Survival
BTW I got horribly maimed
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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I am alive, but badly injured or maimed for life.
10 out of 17.
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13 out of 17, just keep me away from sharks and I'll be fine.
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10 out of 17. The dogs tore me apart.But still alive.
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
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12/17
bloody sharks...
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14/17..
managed the sharks fine however my urge to disarm terrorist cost me dearly...
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Hmm... A rather dodgy 12 or so. The mob one I know from countless rucks and things in rugby...
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I failed all of the animal ones but aced the crime scenario; all this training's paying off. 11. I just need to keep my temper around dangerous animals (it would very much depend on the size of the dog(s)). The shark thing bugs me though: I know great whites close their eyes before a strike so would gouging a shark's eyes do anything? I suppose it's a better option than attacking the gills because that could shred your arms and make a nice orgy of blood to drive the shark crazy.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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Badly injured and maimed for life, but it's ok, chicks dig scars.
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10, badly injured or maimed, i'd like to point out that some of those thigns would never happen to me, try finding a tornado in london :)
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12/17, I got most of the animal ones wrong.
However vicious a dog is, I refuse to believe that just lying in a fetal position and letting it savage you is going to be more effective than putting up a bit of a fight. The former course of action wouldn't do much for your street cred, either.
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12/17 Badly injured and maimed for life I'de probably die in any of those circumstances anyways
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11/17...those animals really massacred me...good at skiping robbers and tornadoes, though...I'll probably never see a tornado in my life, but good to know I'll evade it:)
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Really. Curling up is just letting the dog assert dominence. A knee to the head or chest as it jumps would be better IMHANPO (in my humble and not professional opinion)However vicious a dog is, I refuse to believe that just lying in a fetal position and letting it savage you is going to be more effective than putting up a bit of a fight.
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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I was wondering about that dog too. I once saw a program where they gave this 'curl up' tip when dealing with bears. They are suppossed to lose interest after a while if you just lie still. Fair enough, there's no way you can beat a monster like a Grizzly bear with your bare hands.
But a dog? They can only grab one limb at a time. That still leaves three to take a swipe with at his head.
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I agree.But maybe the experts now better.I also belive that little footwork would deal with most the dogs.Also Its weapon is only the jaw.If you manage to stop it from biting you should kill it pretty easily and if it bites you and holds its bite.I think that its neck or back shouldnt be too hard to brake.But on the other hand a dog has never attacked me.
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
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9/17 ouch. I aced the robber scenario and did well in the tornado but not so much in the others.
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16/17 all those dumb-crap extreme worst scenario books musta sunk in.
60+ new units – including the mighty Indian War Elephants, Persian immortals and Indian naked female archers.
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15/17
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Better than I thought I would do -- 16/17. And I would argue with the one I got wrong. If you have the option, securing a raft would be way more important than getting away from the fuselage. Raft = life. Better to take a short-term risk than to cast yourself onto the waves with nothing but your charming personality.
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