Zain, if you're going to get all fundamentalist, please read all of Moses' laws, which are laid out very clearly as the direct commandments of God. Have you hugged your mother while she was menstruating? Then you are unclean, and if you didn't purify yourself in a tent for two weeks, you're violating God's will. Have you ever worked on the Sabbath? Collected firewood, for example? Then you should be stoned to death.

Look my friend, the smartest thing any priest ever told me about the Bible was, "It's not a book -- it's a library." And you can't take a library literally. Not if you hope to stay sane.

Read your Bible, and read it carefully. Then come back and tell us all about how you intend to live according to every literal precept within it. I can't wait.