People always think that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is only a joke. I think that's unfair and rather ignorant.

Apparently we are seen as more of a joke - satire, if you will - than a real religion. I, for one, am offended. I feel that my constitutionally guaranteed freedom of religious belief is being unfairly discriminated against.
-Our prophet.

This is the time that I reveal my real religion: I'm a pastafatiran(sp?). We beleive that if schools teach ID, then they should also give an equal amount of time to our theory.

We even have a chart that shows that the number of pirates is related to the amount of global warming. In other words, the rising global temperature is a direct result of not enough people dressing in his holy garb.

But I'm sure that most of you have heard this already. Why do you think that our God is the false one?