Gay Vs Muslim soccer game...

[Major Robert Dump]

I hope the gay team plays shirtless and I hope the muslim players all have big beards. I don't see what purpose this serves, if the gay team wins the muslims will riot and if the muslims win the gay people will still be "living in fear" because now the muslim youths can tease then for sucking at soccor and for, ya know, being gay. Do soccor hooligans for gay teams wear Roman armor when they brawl? Do muslim soccor fans eat hot dogs at the game?

-edit- Kukrikhan doesn't like jewelry