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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    Funny news story.

    Police in Austria were pressed into action to help capture a kangaroo that went walkabout after jumping out of its enclosure near the town of St Veit.
    Local police officer Joerg Fortin said the wayward marsupial just kept hopping away when they tried get hold of it.

    In the end a local vet was called in to help catch it using a stun gun.
    They tazered it!!!

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    Master of Few Words Senior Member KukriKhan's Avatar
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    He was just searching for a St Paddy's Day beer?

    "...so we tanned 'is 'ide, when 'e died, Clyde..." (old guy remembers that song).
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    "Ah, like, keep playin til I shoot thru, Blue"

    It's fun being old!

    Good on ya, Skippy!


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    Tie me Kangeroo down sport!!!
    Isn't that a love song down there?
    Don't have any aspirations - they're doomed to fail.

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