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  1. 03-17-2006, 15:23 #1
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    Default For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    http://www.woai.com/news/local/story...2-0C699962154F

    This story has it all: livestock on the highway, illegal immigrants, hi-speed chases and burning police cruisers. They should make a movie!
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  2. 03-17-2006, 16:02 #2
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    Default Re : For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    Only in Texas
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    So the cow rebellions have hit the national news. Time to crush them
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    Wow...

    WOAI is a horrible news station. But then again, so is every local news station here...

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  5. 03-17-2006, 19:08 #5
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    This is why we must kill and eat the cow!!!! We must ensure the cow understands our superority. We must keep the rebelious cow down, to ensure the tyranical rule of the cow never returns! Help ensure your children live in a free and safe world, kill and eat the cow!




    This is also why we need a border wall with mexico, to prevent the deaths of our police and cows. They never said how large the grass fire got? Neither did they really say were they were in Texas. Btw to all the none Americans, and easterner's its our fire season at this present time.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    http://www.thetexaslady.net/texas_is.htm TEXANS UNITE
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    Unite!!!

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  8. 03-17-2006, 20:29 #8
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    Unite! Texas truly is the greatest state, the only country to have joined the wondrous union. The only state that is worldwide recognized. Texas isnt just a state, its an ideal.
    Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    God Bless Texas!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    HOORRRAAAYYY for Texas
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    "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible."

    God Bless Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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    Default Re: For SFTS: "Crash", Texas-Style

    I should have known better that to stir up our resident Texicans.
    I just thought the idea of flying cows would amuse, after last month's discussion of Crash. Probably should have put it in the frontroom.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: "Crash", Texas-Style

    you should have known better than to try html tags on a thread title

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    I should have known better that to stir up our resident Texicans.
    I just thought the idea of flying cows would amuse, after last month's discussion of Crash. Probably should have put it in the frontroom.
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    Default Re: For SFTS: "Crash", Texas-Style

    "Texans" is an anagram for "Ant Sex".

    I think that tells you everything you need to know about them
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    Default Re: For SFTS: [i]"Crash"[/i], Texas-Style

    Quote Originally Posted by BigTex
    Btw to all the none Americans, and easterner's its our fire season at this present time.
    I am in awe that Texas has a season whereby the very forces of Nature herself provide ready cooked cows for eating!

    Truly Texas is a wondrous place. Do you allow pilgrimages?
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