Who here thinks France is better than Texas?

**solypsist** · 03-20-2006, 16:50

texas is teh only state dumb enough where people can be arrested for drinking in a bar.

""The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has taken its fight against drunken driving to a new level. TABC agents, along with Irving police, targeted 36 bars and clubs Friday, arresting some allegedly intoxicated patrons before they departed the businesses. "

**lars573** · 03-20-2006, 17:03

France>Texas, anytime anywhere not matter what. Not even a contest. France has Napoleon (he was born about the same time that Genoa sold Corsica to France so technically he was French) and Charlemagne and Renee Decarte. Plus it has wine and created Champagne. And without France Texas as we know it would not even exist for us to make fun off. So without France all Texans would be Mexicans. Plus French cooking owns any fried piece of crap meal that a Texan could come up with. All your good food you kifed from Mexico.

Plus Texas sucks. Sorry but it's true if you have oil you suck it's a constant of the universe.

As you might guess I voted for France, like anyone with good taste did.

**Dutch_guy** · 03-20-2006, 17:13

I love France, and well the only impression I've ever gotten of Texas is Houston airport...

Judging by that experience I'd say France is better than Texas.

**Reverend Joe** · 03-20-2006, 17:14

Kaiser- The Germans all love to say that Charlemagne was German, because they loathe the fact that it was a Frenchman who built the first true kingdom of Germany out of filthy, unwashed Saxons.

But, to be fair to Texas, they do have Peyote... that's a big plus, no matter how you slice it.

**Major Robert Dump** · 03-20-2006, 17:23

Originally Posted by solypsist

texas is teh only state dumb enough where people can be arrested for drinking in a bar.

""The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has taken its fight against drunken driving to a new level. TABC agents, along with Irving police, targeted 36 bars and clubs Friday, arresting some allegedly intoxicated patrons before they departed the businesses. "

Gotta love the "actual physical control" laws against drunk driving. Basically, if you are like within 100 yards of your car and you are drunk, you can be charged with APC for simply having your keys in your hand or for verbally insinuating that you will be trying to drive soon. This law also means if you decide to sleep in your car to sober up you can be charged with APC as well, unless you have your keys locked away somewhere like the trunk.......which begs the question of how exactly you get them back if they are locked away, but oh well, the ways cops enforce laws isn't supposed to make sense anymore, right?

**BigTex** · 03-20-2006, 18:11

Texas is the best place to be in America if your single for starters. Maxim rated Dallas/Ftw 1 and 2 for the hottest wome, san antonio rang in at 4 and houstin came in at 6. Times rated Dalls/FTW area as 2 and 3 for best single nightlife. Also there's always south padre around this time of the year (spring break).

Texas hasn't been invaded and surendered twice in the past century. Texas has Dallas, the TV show known worldwide. Texas has the largest rodeo in the world. Texans don't riot every time there's a new law passed. The women in Texas have a keen sense of personal hygene, and shave. Texas isnt France, best reason I can give you right there.

I think we need to solve this predicament with a game of football. Not that pansy c**p yall play in europe but real football, that doesnt involve feet. We need a football match in the cold icy snow, where the only thing keeping your quarterbacks hands warm are the centers genitals. Because the only thing better then international competition is violent international competition.

And Texas has the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's, gods gift to men.

**Duke Malcolm** · 03-20-2006, 18:40

Originally Posted by BigTex

I think we need to solve this predicament with a game of football. Not that pansy c**p yall play in europe but real football, that doesnt involve feet. We need a football match in the cold icy snow, where the only thing keeping your quarterbacks hands warm are the centers genitals. Because the only thing better then international competition is violent international competition.

And Texas has the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's, gods gift to men.

France plays Rugby -- A proper man's game, where not even the French wear big armour to protect themselves.

**Csargo** · 03-20-2006, 22:52

Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm

France plays Rugby -- A proper man's game, where not even the French wear big armour to protect themselves.

Were not idiots. Were not gonna hurt ourselves while playing a stupid game.

**Adrian II** · 03-20-2006, 19:07

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

Gotta love the "actual physical control" laws against drunk driving. Basically, if you are like within 100 yards of your car and you are drunk, you can be charged with APC for simply having your keys in your hand or for verbally insinuating that you will be trying to drive soon. This law also means if you decide to sleep in your car to sober up you can be charged with APC as well, unless you have your keys locked away somewhere like the trunk...

Say whut? This means you can be arrested in Texas for looking at a car key whilst drinking? Or two car keys, so to speak?

Just when I was about to vote for Texas...