Who here thinks France is better than Texas?

[BigTex]

Texas is the best place to be in America if your single for starters. Maxim rated Dallas/Ftw 1 and 2 for the hottest wome, san antonio rang in at 4 and houstin came in at 6. Times rated Dalls/FTW area as 2 and 3 for best single nightlife. Also there's always south padre around this time of the year (spring break).

Texas hasn't been invaded and surendered twice in the past century. Texas has Dallas, the TV show known worldwide. Texas has the largest rodeo in the world. Texans don't riot every time there's a new law passed. The women in Texas have a keen sense of personal hygene, and shave. Texas isnt France, best reason I can give you right there.

I think we need to solve this predicament with a game of football. Not that pansy c**p yall play in europe but real football, that doesnt involve feet. We need a football match in the cold icy snow, where the only thing keeping your quarterbacks hands warm are the centers genitals. Because the only thing better then international competition is violent international competition.



And Texas has the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's, gods gift to men.

[Duke Malcolm]

I think we need to solve this predicament with a game of football. Not that pansy c**p yall play in europe but real football, that doesnt involve feet. We need a football match in the cold icy snow, where the only thing keeping your quarterbacks hands warm are the centers genitals. Because the only thing better then international competition is violent international competition.



And Texas has the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's, gods gift to men.

France plays Rugby -- A proper man's game, where not even the French wear big armour to protect themselves.

[Csargo]

France plays Rugby -- A proper man's game, where not even the French wear big armour to protect themselves.

Were not idiots. Were not gonna hurt ourselves while playing a stupid game.