Quote Originally Posted by Russiancsar
France shouldn't even be a country.
Should be a province in the Holy Roman Empire.

And mind you all, the Franks were Germanic. The Guals were French. And the Guals suck.

Kaiser- The Germans all love to say that Charlemagne was German, because they loathe the fact that it was a Frenchman who built the first true kingdom of Germany out of filthy, unwashed Saxons.
Bah, the French cannot even unify their own people. Vichy France, anyone?

They changed governments way more times than Texas has, and their Grande Armee was, at it's greatest moment, comprised of Germans, Italians, Poles, Irishmen, and Spaniards. How else do you figure they got into Russia, the French would be too busy eating Snails and not shaving to march that far