
Originally Posted by
Major Robert Dump
No one else but me yet has mentioned bowel movements. I'm telling you, there is no better laxative than being put in a situatuation where you have time to realize that you could very well die. I like to call in "anxiety poops" which explains why so many people who are hurt/kille crap their pants i guess. In my own defense, I didnt crap my pants but I did make it to the bathroom, and I swear to freaking god the entire bowl was filled above the water when I finished, like 5 years worth of feces all in one sitting, I felt 10 pounds lighter and if I had a cell phone at the time I would have probably taken a picture; I know that if you go on a purification diet and only take water and pills for a few months instead of eating you will still be crapping solids from all the garbage built up in your intestines, and I suspect that sort of thing is what happens when your body goes into "oh hell" mode, if you are not used to it.
I'm no soldier, so maybe you guys who experienced it regularly (no pun intended) didn't get the same effect as me, but man I'm telling you, if the doctor ever tells you u need to poop more forgoe the fiber drinks and exlax and have some friends pretend to rob you that will do the trick
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