Re: The day is yooours !
"Rape, now that I got your attention'
"Got Plunder?"
"I wanna be like Mike"
"Even if you win, your still disabled (leg was cleaved off during battle)"
"I have a dream, that one day, we can all sack Constantinople, regardless of which Catholic they are: Frenchman, German, Italian or Norman" - Marcion Lothair King before the sack of COnstantinople in 1204
"I've never had any professional training before" - Peasant conscript (a nod to Willian Hung of American Idol rejection fame)
"I came, I saw, I stayed" - Normans in South Italy
"Pope's your Uncle" - yes, u could have a Pope as an Uncle and use his treasury for ur own nefarious purposes
"Its hammertime" - Viking rap
"Jingle bells, infidels smell, everyone is dead,
Oh what fun it is slay, everyone in a holy place, Hey!"
- proto Christmas carol sung during the First Crusades
"Its been a hard day's raid, and I've been sacking like a Goth. And when I come home to you, I know that everything's gonna be alright"
"I'm a material Khan, from a material Yurt" - Nod to Madonna
"Its my ship, its now or never, I aint gonna raid forever" - Nod to Bon Jovi
"I don't wanna close my eyes, cos I know your gonna stab me soon, and I don't wanna miss a thing" - nod to Aerosmith
"DOn't wanna be your Viking wench" - nod to Foo FIghters
"Life is like a box of treasure, you don't know which guy you're gonna kill to get it"
"We'll give them the mother of all battles" - Last Caliph before the Mongol sack - nod to Saddam Hussein
"Life is like a box of corpses, you don't know which one was your relative" - Black Plague saying
"With great power, comes lots of great women" - in reference to Saif ed Daula's (Hamdanid leader) harem (fmous for its rich ensemble of women)
I'm so shameless that its off topic loL!
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